Archive for June, 2007

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Game Notice

June 29, 2007

Oi, anyone (ie: PS3 Owners) who wants to have their hand at some *shudder at title* Dynasty Warriors: Gundam (still gonna call it Gundam Musou), check it out. There’s a demo on the Playstation Store.

Previews for this title, as well as reviews for Pokemon Battle Revolution, The Darkness, Resident Evil 4 Wii Edition, and Ninja Gaiden Sigma (mmmmm….early copy of game. TASTY!) should be up this weekend.

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SOME LIGHT REFRESHMENT 2

June 28, 2007

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Jpop/JRock/JMusic: Dancu~~

June 28, 2007

I have recently rekindled my interest in Japanese Music, I think its going hand in hand with my whole re-interest in Anime and Japanese Culture and the fact that I would like very much tomake some sort of living out of Anime. xD In a perfect world I would but alas this is not perfect. So whilst browsing YouTube looking for delights I thought “I know I will share my finds with the world of Pink Domino!” because I love you Pink Domino Audience <3 You make me smile. So we shall start off with my personal fav Japanese Female Singer, Miss Hitomi Yaida…

I love her quirky style of music that is rocky and dancy and I love her vocals! She sounds just as good live too which you can’t say for many Western Female Pop Singers to be fair. So much miming. Anyway I have this album by her on my CreativeZen Player and I love it. I listen to it over and over and if I could just find the damn MP3’s for it again I’d have it on my computer too!

Utada Hikaru should be familiar name to you all, she is huge over here so I don’t think she needs much of an introduction. I don’t like all Utada songs though (please dont kill me) but my two favs by far are Final Distance and Passion. Final Distance has to be the remix version though, I find the original too slow! I went a whole day last summer listening to that as I ran around London and it made my day! Its got such a good beat to it, a great remix all round. Passion is just a beautiful song that shows of Hikarus vocal talents so well. She does and acoustic live version of it that blows me away everytime I hear it. I really suggest you watch the video below, its just beautiful.

Show me Britney doing this. You can’t. Silly popstars.

Orange Range are kind of a rock/rap band. They have had soooo many albums. I have like a gig worth of Orange Range music on my computer and THEY ARE SO MUCH FUN :D The song in that pocky advert with the girl dancing is by Orange Rnage. They are quite diverse and just the kind of thing I would love to dance to on a Club night. I think they own a lot of the crap most kids listen too today! I wish the would play a gig over here because they look like super fun!

And just in case you wanted to hear it, hear is that song from that Pocky Advert :D You know you wanna do that dance. POCKY TO HAND EVERYONE!

175R are kind of like a poppunk band I would say. Though their sound has grown considerably recently. They make catchy upbeat and funky punky tunes, what more could you ask for? The songs I’m posting are quite old because I’ve had them on my MP3 player for ages but they are my favs by far (: I like that Punk japanese style for some reason. I think I am a bit of a sucker for it.

Tommy February 6 is Tomoko from the group BOA gone solo. Her birthday is on February 6 like me :D Which explains why she is so hot and talented I guess! She does a kind of pop 80’s disco type thing but then goes into some sort of pop rock thing at points. BOA were quite indie from what I remember but I like her disco 80’s stuff best. Her Album Everyday at the Busstop (i think it was called that) is a fav of mine.

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She recently did the opening song for the Paradise Kiss Anime (I love Paradise Kiss @.@) called Lonely in Gorgeous. She always looks like she’s high, maybe thats why I like her so much. I’m not sure.I just know she has sexy hair! The Lonely in Gorgeous video is a bit of a rip off of that Beatsie Boys one xD But its still cool none the less (:

I will end this post of musical wonder on the Pillows. If you don’t know who The Pillows are by now you really do need to be shot in the head because they are possibly one of the coolest bands ever. Having done the soundtrack to that Epic Gainax Anime called FLCL which if you haven’t seen you double deserve to be shot in the head for because it really is AMAZING, The Pillows seem to be a household name for any Anime Fan. I love them. You should love them

So there you have it. Go listen and learn and EXPAND YOUR MINDS. I know a lot of you reading this are great and listen to stuff like this but some of you might not. Japanese music is fantastic a lot better than the Emo Crap we all get fed most of the time. Go see go see!

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Could be worse…

June 26, 2007

…You could have 25 middle names.

Autumn Sullivan Corbett Fitzsimmons Jeffries Hart Burns Johnson Willard Dempsey Tunney Schmeling Sharkey Carnera Baer Braddock Louis Charles Walcott Marciano Patterson Johansson Liston Clay Frazier Foreman Brown

I wonder if that qualifies as some sort of oddly humorous type of child abuse. At the very least it should serve to be an ice breaker at parties for when the girl gets into her teens.

source: Baby name of doom

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Encyclopedia Dramatica Article of The Week 2!

June 26, 2007

Lindsay Lohan

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

(Redirected from Lindsay lohan)

Lindsay Lohan, better known as Firecrotch, is a crack whore who stars in shitty movies, makes shitty music, whores herself out for shitty drugs, and is a nominee for United States Ambassador to the UN, the reasons for which are so obvious that I can’t tell you what they are

 

 

that's hot

 



 

 


 

 


 

A rare picture of Lohan while she goes on a hunger strike to protest George W. Bush.

 


A rare picture of Lohan while she goes on a hunger strike to protest George W. Bush.

 

Lindsay Lohan immediately after listening to her own CD.

 


Lindsay Lohan immediately after listening to her own CD.


 

History

Lohan was born to Ohbutyouwillpet Last Thursday. After the state realized that he was a no-good pedophile, she was adopted by Michael Everson and taken to Hollywood. After winning a bunch of child beauty pageants (and getting raped in the ass when she lost them), she was signed on to do “The Parent Crap,” a porn film about incestual coprophilia.

She did these movies for a number of years, but always tried to expand her horizons. Sadly, she lost a spot on “Full House” to the Olsen Twins, and couldn’t start a singing career because of Brotney Spears, so she began prostituting herself for a crack cocaine habit. Disney then rescued her for the movie and music career that she’s known for today.

In 2005, Lohan expressed concern that she was not being taken seriously as an actress, especially after her dramatic turn in the challenging role of a high school student, in such prestigious pictures as Herbie: Fully Loaded and Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen.

In 2006, while not filming Georgia Blowjob Lohan decided to substitute being taken seriously as an actress, for being taken seriously in the mouth and apparently she was even shit at that. Although her mother seems to think her daughters dense. I wish I had a cool mom like that.

Drama Queen Fire Crotch

 

being famous IRL is tuff

 


  • Lindsay’s former keeper says he quit watching after the starlet, because it was too dangerous! “I have looked after some of the wildest stars in Hollywood — but never anyone as out of control as Lindsay is,” says Lohan’s former guard Lee Weaver. Weaver told the News of the World website that Lindsay went on some serious drug binges and even hooked up with other girls on a regular basis! Weaver, 48, tells how the 20-year-old Mean Girls star:
  • ATTACKED a gun-wielding cocaine dealer for ripping her off.
  • SNORTED line after line with Simple Life star Nicole Richie in a TEN-HOUR binge.
  • SLASHED her wrists with knives, sobbing that she “didn’t belong on this planet”.
  • ENJOYED frenzied lesbian romps with scores of girls she picked up at parties — and even made a play for chart star Mariah Carey.

“She had a total death wish and took more drugs and drank more than anyone I’ve met,” Weaver told the website. “I lost count of the times I thought she was overdosing and had to carry her out of parties. Every morning I’d breathe a sigh of relief she was still alive.”

Lee also says that Lindsay would do anything to get her hands on cocaine when she wanted it even it meant putting her life in danger. Here’s one story that Weaver tells about Lindsay’s crazy coke escapades. “In April she asked me to take her to her dealer in Beverly Hills. I knew if I refused she’d go alone — so I took her. “He was waiting for her in some bushes. Suddenly she started screaming and punching him for selling her short. “He pulled a gun. I got out and he threatened to shoot me unless I got her to back off — but she kept hitting him. Luckily he got distracted and I punched him down. “I dragged Lindsay into the car and drove off but she was screaming at me to go back. It was like Pulp Fiction. I knew then she was just too dangerous to be around.” Lindsay isn’t the only one that Weaver is blabbing about. Some other socialites are also falling victim to this media nightmare. “Nobody was as wild as Lindsay,” he says. “But Nicole came close. Sometimes Paris Hilton would be there but the most I saw her do was drink and strip.” Lohan’s cocaine binges are only a part of what Weaver is leaking. Like Britney Spears, Lindsay seems to go for the girls too. She used boys for drugs and girls for thrills,” says Lee. “I lost count of the women she took back to her hotel room from clubs. “I even saw her try to grope Mariah Carey’s bottom and boobs one night as they danced. One time I went to look for her in a club bathroom and found her in the corner French-kissing a girl.” In addition, Weaver also says that when Lindsay was coming down from a coke bump, she even went after people who pissed her off. He tells the story of how he once had to pull Lohan off of Jessica Simpson. “I desperately hope she stops doing drugs but I fear that will only happen when either she kills someone else with her reckless ways — or kills herself,” Lee added.

Lohan on teh Internets

Lohan is, today, known for her boob shots and pictures plz. All over the internets, people like to see if her underage boobies ever popped out in “Freaky Friday” instead of focusing on real things, such as whether that was actually her boob in the pictures from that party. Lindsay is a computer luser who loves to spend time trolling something awful on her dell.

Since it’s only pedophiles and other 16 year old girls that like her, saying that Lohan sucks is more than enough to get any luser riled up.

Recently, Lohan had some pictures posted that appear to indicate that, following her Disney film “Herbie Does Duluth,” she had a fit of thinspiration and entered a competition with the Olsen Twins to see who could have more ribs show. While Lohan was arguably hot before her pro-ana career move, now she just looks like a crack whore.

Precipitated World Wide Web War II which began on or around January 7th 2006 between Ytmnd and Ebaumsworld.

She recently became the subject of the 4chan meme I came. It features a picture of her from the movie The Parent Trap looking quite satisfied with the caption I came photoshopped on it. It is notable that Lohan was still a child when this movie was filmed which officially makes her jailbait.

Also recently has had several personal emails [1] [2] leaked to the internets, revealing her Shakespearian grasp of the English language. Apparently, she is part of a newly-formed lobby to change the spelling of ‘adequate’ to ‘adequite.’

Filmography

  • I Know Who Raeped Me (2007)
  • Georgia Blowjob(2006)
  • Untitled Crappy Disney Remake (2005)
  • Herbie Goes Straight to Video (2005)
  • Somewhat Funny Teen Comedy, but Not Because of Her Presence (2004)
  • Confessions of a Hot-White-Jailbait-Ass (2004)
  • Freaky Friday, but not freaky enough to bring in $$ (2003)
  • The Parent Crap (199 8)

See also

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New U.S. Game Releases This Week (6/25/07)

June 25, 2007

Greetings Pink Domino! Drew here, back from my vacation….and suddenly wishing I had more vacation time. *sigh* I come back to find that both Big Brain Academy: Wii Degree and Resident Evil 4 Wii Edition have both been released. Not to mention that Ninja Gaiden Sigma and Pokemon Battle Revolution are also releasing this week. Well, I’ll be trying my best to get “reviews” up for these games this week as well as a preview for Dynasty Warriors: Gundam (ugh…such a retarded name. Why couldn’t they just have stuck with Gundam Musou?…so coool…). And by the by, Europe has much COOLER box art for Resident Evil 4 than the US does…I’m so jealous.

Big titles releasing this week are the previously mentioned Ninja Gaiden Sigma (PS3) and Pokemon Battle Revolution (Wii) as well as some other titles like The Darkness (PS3, Xbox360) and Lost Planet: Extreme Condition (PC). Full Release Calendar after the link!

~Edit~

I screwed up. Sorry about the confusion. Ninja Gaiden Sigma (PS3) doesn’t come out till July 3rd. I’m partially going off shipping schedules for my store. -_-;;; Read the rest of this entry ?

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It’s Only Good Cosplay When The Hot Japanese Girls Do It

June 22, 2007

I hate to say it but the above quote is true. I had to come back to Cosplaying because last time I just pointed out that Fat Cosplayers shouldn’t wear Lycra but that doesn’t only mean that Bad Cosplay is done by fat people. OH NO! Bad Cosplay is also done by people trying to be sexy. I think Geeks Girls treat Cosplay like the Hot Girls in Mean Girls treated Halloween. It’s an excuse to wear as little as possible. The only difference being that the girls in Mean Girls looked hot doing this and Geeky girls never seem to achieve that, or very few of them do.

Look at the example to the left of some girls doing Sexy No Juutsu. For one thing t they could have made more effort and made some proper clouds. Those feathers are just lame. The second thing is the one of the far left is trying to look sexy whilst holding what seems to be noodles which are dripping back intothe cup. That is not sexy. The one on the right looks like shes constipated or something.

This is not good Cosplay. You can’t just not put on any clothes and think you’re gonna blow everyone away. You have to tthink your costumes through and put some effort into them.

*sighs*

Its not like I’m anti Cosplay here. I went to the Anime Expo in London last month and was blown away by the good Cosplay there. People had really worked hard on their costumes and the looked amazing. I think Good Cosplay exists it’s just so much easier to come across the bad Cosplayers. In Japan I bet there are less bad Cosplay than there are good Cosplay. Here for every amazing Cosplayer you see you see 20 or so shit ones. I bet in Japan it’s the other way around. I mean as I showed on that post I made about the Haruhi dance, when they do these things they do them proper. For example we have

this lovely lady here doing Haruhi Cosplay. She looks amazing. She look so amazing in fact that she has A WHOLE GALLERY

dedicated just to her and it’s not coz she’s super pretty either because there are prettier Cosplaying girls than her it’s mainly because she fits the role of Haruhi well and has the cute expressions and poses in her photo shoot to reflect that. She is a great example of good Cosplay.

Now I’d be a great hypocrit if I bad mouothed Cosplay and people who suck at it without trying it myself so at the JapanEx in July I am going to be Kagami from Lucky Star in a Lucky Star group. I got talked into it lets say. I was going to be May from Pokemon but they needed a Kagami. So I will see how hard it is to actually pull off good Cosplay. But if I manage it I will continue to mock people who suck at it!

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Encyclopedia Dramatica Article of The Week!

June 21, 2007

4chan

Having thought this over I decided to post up an article from Encyclopedia Dramatica every week and so to start off I thought I’d use the 4chan one. We go to 4chan a lot on here, though some of us refuse to admit we do. It’s like a nasty drug, you can’t help but keep going back for more. So I shall stop here and let you enjoy a taste of what 4chan really is about… Lols. (note: in case you are REALLY STUPID Encyclopedia Dramatica is a humorous look at things not actual facts xD Silly)

4CHAN

4chan is an anonymous Japanimation-themed collection of image boards. The site is full of Japanese crap, memes, and fucktards, all of whom have atleast some variant of social anxiety disorder. Not surprisingly, most of the image boards consist of hentai. Furries are banned everywhere on the site, with the exception of “/b/”, the “random” board, which was only just put under a stricter set of rules during the /b/-day crisis. (although mods often delete furry pictures there too). This has led to much internet drama and the creation of the furry-only fchan. And yes, /b/ was never funny

Many catchphrases, such as “sauce plz”, originated at 4chan. Also, many image macros are created there, the O RLY and YA RLY owls being the most popular.

-well, this is what the average /b/tard would have liked you to believe, the real story is that Most (if not all) of 4chans memes and macros are rehashes of old jokes that appeared on something awful at least 100 years ago- Also the fact that 4chan is no longer the 4chan in the days of olde, it is highly suggested you stay away from this festering shithole (more than it already was) of the internet, most of 4chans users consist of gaiafags, ytmnd users, newgrounds users, furries, emo kids, fatties and underaged.

IMAGE BOARDS

The seasoned internet traveller might find himself debased when presented by the mass of confusion which is so well embodied in 4chan. 4chan is the home of asocial, and at times anti-social, white folk who believe in the superiority of everything that is Japanese. It is divided into many sub-boards, each having its distinct theme for image posting to satisfy the deviant mind.

  • /a/ - A board for all the Weeabos, where people post images about anime. Pretty tame compared to the rest of the boards.
  • /an/ - Board for posting animals and shit like that. Beware of zoophiles and possible furries.
  • /b/ - The playground of our beloved Internet, those brave enough to enter here should be well advised to take a long hot shower aftewards. Residents include racists, pedophiles, Cracky-chan, Desu Desu Desu and Azumanga Daioh fanboys.
  • /c/ - A very tame board (compared to the rest)for nerds who prefer Japanese cartoons containing girls (and I use the term lightly), who look like 4 year olds with freakishly huge eyes.
  • /cgl/ - Board full of weeaboos that partake in cosplaying. Images of people dressed as their favorite anime characters are posted here. A very woeful board indeed.
  • /ck/ - Board for people who have an unhealthy obsession on all things edible. Expect weeabos and ramen.
  • /cm/ - Board for all the fags and overweight fangirls.
  • /co/ - Basically /a/, expect no anime. Just american cartoons.
  • /d/ - Perhaps the hottest of all the cartoon boards on 4chan, /d/ is where they post images of hermaphrodite females with titanically oversized MUDKIPZ (moar). It should be noted that those on this board find such things sexually attractive and fap away over the posted images. But at least they don’t post furries!
  • /e/ - A specialized cartoon board where they post naked women without explicitly showing their reproductive organs (or penises). Wholly uninteresting, because it tends not to contain hilarious sexual fetishes or things blowing up.
  • /g/ - A new addition full of folk lacking in life and substituting it with superficial techno-worship. It is evident to the observant electronic eye that no knowledgable persons reside there, it is merely filled with those who would want to be such, but lack the competence and morale to ascend to real technological magery. It used to be for guro images, but then 4chan went pussy. Pussy, I say!
  • /gif/ - Board for posting animated GIFs. Almost the animated version of /b/.
  • /h/ - Hentai board. You can almost smell the semen-staind keyboards.
  • /hr/ - Board for High Res pics. Basically, pictures that’re Hueg like Xbox.
  • /k/- Board for people to obese to join the army, so they post here.
  • /m/ - Board for talking about robots. Just robots.
  • /mu/ - This board is actually a joke. As if anyone who posts on 4chan know anything about music.
  • /n/ - News board. Also includes political shitfits.
  • /o/ - Board for cars. Dunno what the “o” stands for. Rich wiggers populate this forum, seeing as they’re dumb and rich enough to actually spend money on useless shit that can’t even be used in their suburban neighborhoods.
  • /p/ - Board for cameras and photography. Full of pretentious wankery by weeabos who take photographs when not faping over lolicon.
  • /po/ Board for Origami. It’s been years since any normal person has actually given a shit about origami but, hey, its Japanese so it must be cool!
  • /r/ - This is the requests board, and it is now open to ‘western’ comics and toons, which essentially means that the world now has another outlet for poorly drawn Teen Titans porn.
  • /s/ - A place for pre-teen fanboys to yell NAME! SAUCE! MOAR! and fap to pr0n.
  • /5/ - This is a hidden board and the contents are so far beyond awesome that you would punch your dad if you saw them.
  • /t/ - ZOMG TORRENT PLZ
  • /tv/ - Televison board. If it’s popular, it sucks just as bad a Mencia. (…seriously. They’ll say LOST or Heroes is as bad as Mind of Mencia. Just skip this board and talk about cool shows on /b/.)
  • /u/ - Yuri board. For Lesbians.
  • /v/ - The video games board. Populated by trolls, former GameFAQs users, Nintendo fanboys and people who masturbate to Fran. Threads are usually about how Sony and Sonic suck. If you want to get banned easily, simply dissagree with a mod’s opinions.
  • /w/ - For all wallpapers anime. As can be noted by merely observing that “w” comes before “wg”, the anime board must have appeared such, only strengthening the entire “Japanese are 1000x cooler than us” morality. The only board that (well, not as much “lack” as has a decline in) this philosophy is /b/.
  • /wg/ - This is a general wallpaper board with things ranging from cars to girls to anime to just about anything else a teenage boy could desire yet not be able to afford, now or later in life.
  • /y/ - This where girls and guys masturbate over sodomy. And when they’re not doing that they battle over which is hotter: guys that look like girls fucking each other or guys that would give Rambo an inferiority complex fucking each other.
  • /x/ -A board populated by those who spend their time thinking up ever more creative stories to make others shit bricks.

4CHAN ADMIN

  1. W. T. Snacks is a loser with a 2-inch penis (when erect). He compensates for this fact by banning everyone at the slightest provocation. This makes him cool. Now banned from 4chan itself, after moot decided he was tired of the way Snacks sucked on his pindick. For approximately one post W. T. Snacks was cool when he stated that ‘furries cause drama’ but now his ban will be as long as the longcat which bears that length. W. T. Snacks is also a son of a bitch who recommends CDs to people and refuses to pay those people back after they buy said CDs. He is now back, albeit as a regular user with no mod powers. He posts with the tripcode W.T. Snacks !TcT.PTG1.2.
  2. Moot used to be somewhat cool, or as cool as someone on the internet can be, posting pictures of himself as a guy in Mexico who graduated high school with a degree in Mexican studies. Later he revealed his true identity at numerous conventions, even showing up with random fags behaving as if they were his bodyguards.
  3. MrSpooky is an ex-mod who spawned the catchphrases “I’ve never seen so many ingrates” and “You’ll get nothing from me.” He frequently made stickies on /b/ begging for money because he got thrown in jail and now he needs donations to pay off his court fees. Smells real great.
  4. Allyson - a fat whore that looks like the ugly tree raped her through childhood, managed to go down on Moot long enough for him to give her Mod status. She’s a filthy camwhore that probably has dozens of STDs and suffers from being a wapanese faggot.

4CHAN CREATION

A reading from Genesis:

In the beginning there was Moot.
On the first day Moot created 4chan and said ‘Lord, this is 4chan, bringer of pain’.
On the second day, Moot created anonymous, they became lonely so Moot created Bridget, anonymous complained of this trap, but moot proclaimed ‘there are no girls on the interbutt, Bridget will suffice’.
On the third day, Moot gave man tripcode, ‘behold tripcode’ he said, only ye who wish to forgive may preform.
On the forth day, Moot created /b/, and many anonymous rejoiced.
On the fifth day, the server crashed, Moots creation was in dissaray, MYSQL errors killed off many anonymous with no mercy.
On the sixth day, there was a sticky, and many complained of this sticky, and thusly proclaimed ‘this sticky sux0rz’.
On the seventh day, Moot sold 4chan.

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Youtube Video of the Week

June 21, 2007

Hello, hello! I’ve just received the “OK, GO” from Miss Junipie to make this officially my article — the Youtube Video of the Week. I stumbled across this cute parody of the fadtacular “Mac/PC” Mac ads — “Marvel/DC”! Everyone knows Marvel is superior. Enjoy!

If you’d like to contribute to the Youtube Video of the Week, drop me a line! I’m willing to step aside for exceptionally awesome content, yanno? zombie . moxie at gmail dot com, dudes!

And that’s my first post! Nice to finally be a part of the team. Stay tuned for yonder Doctor Who article, please!

-Kari

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“You Are A Pirate If…”

June 20, 2007

1. You are a pirate if you get a girl drunk and steal her treasure.
2. You are a pirate if you find a drunk girl and steal her treasure.
3. You are a pirate if you get yourself drunk and steal her treasure. Mind you, if you are a pirate you’re perpetually drunk.
4. If you are both drunk, sing a sea shanty.
5. If she’s alternating between puking her guts out and passing out in the bed then you’re a pirate if you FINISH THE GROG YOURSELF.
6. If she’s sleeping now is the time to escape with the treasure!
7. If she’s unconscious you don’t need to make some pithy comment as you escape with the treasure map.
8. If she’s taking sleeping pills you can claim you had sex with her without actually doing it at all to impress your fellow pirates.
9. If she is incapacitated by scurvy she may need some oranges or other source of vitamin C.
10. If you drug her treasure chest away without her you’re a pirate.
11. If you find a drugged girl and get into an argument with a red-coat and have a fifteen minute long fight scene where you’re sword-fighting groups of incompetent soldiers and swinging across chandeliers while hearty music plays you’re a pirate.
12. If don’t bother to ask her about any curses on the gold you’re stealing you’re probably going to end up as an undead pirate.
13. You are a pirate if you follow the rules of parlay.
14. You are a pirate if you try to circumvent dangerous reefs by spinning the wheel in one big motion and then staring through a telescope or something.
15. You are a pirate if you manipulate her into leading you to the treasure, then double cross her which is okay because she was going to double cross you as well and you’ll probably end up teaming up at the end to fight some other pirate with a beard.

Find our your Pirate name

Mine is Gorgeous Jackie Morgan :D