Moments like these, I’ll treasure forever!

I don’t know about anyone else but for me, theres nothing like watching your favorite anime on a big TV screen with clear picture and perfect sound. To be fair I’m no spring chicken (I’m 20, *sob* so old!) and I even remember the days of watching anime on VHS thats been taped off late night cable tele from the 80’s. I do lurrvv the internet, I practically live on it, but it just doesn’t compare to watching it on your television.

Today I could finally afford to buy Ghost in the Shell; Stand Alone complex Solid State Society (limited edition, shiny tin, oh yeah!). I sat down and watched it, in my living room on a big(-ish) TV. I forgot how much I love doing this!!! I can’t do things by halves, I NEED perfect picture and sound quality, I NEED to be able watch without ‘buffing’, ‘low-res’ and the sound going out of sync. Most of all I love looking at all my DVDs that I have brought sitting on my shelf, staring out to the world with pride! I forced my self to wait for the DVD release just so I could enjoy the film in all its glory. It was so worth the wait, I sat in the dark with a big grin on my face. Thankfully my house mates weren’t in otherwise I would have seriously creeped them out lol.

The rest of the world had already seen it on the net, but I know it just wouldn’t have been the same if I had done. I feel so happy when I have just finished watching anime in its ‘purist’ form. Its not often I can afford dvds, being the poor student that I am, so its a huge treat for me. I know I’m rambling, but I’m still coming down from my euphoria :-D.
Now for the review bit….

Many mags have covered this dvd, but I’m going to review it anyway, so there! 2 years after Motoko Kusanagi has left Section 9 and despaired into the vast and infinite net. A series of suspicious suicides draws the attention of section 9, a new super hacker emerges; ‘The Puppeteer’. Togusa, Batou and Co, must discover who is behind all this, no one is above suspicion, including The Major.

To start off, the box is beautiful, all sliver and tin like, its just lovely! Now the anime quality is top notch, still in the same style of the TV series but the bar has been pushed slightly with drops of CG. Its no Ghost in the Shell 2; Innocence, but it doesn’t need to be if your a fan of the series. Unlike the name suggests, its not a stand alone film, you do need to watch 2nd Gig to understand whats going on. Do not start out with this if your new to the franchise, you will be left feeling like the only person not dressed up at a cosplay picnic. If your already a seasoned fan, you’ll feel like your part of the cool group at school cos u get all the nods to previous films and TV plot lines. Its a great story, kept me on edge (I bit my nails!!) and I felt rewarded and ready for 3rd Gig at the end of it all.

I would have liked to have seen more of the Tachikoma’s and the strong emotion that was created at the end of each of the series but then again, we can’t have everything. One thing that I really did love about this was the music, wonderful mixture of Italian singing that we are used to along with a few cool new techno tunes. I’m crawling the net as we speak for the OST.

So there it is on my shelf in chronological order, shining in the light. I’m so proud of my new ‘baby’.

P.s yes its friday night and yes I’m cooing over my dvds instead of going out with mates. Am I a sad git? Yes……..

Video Preview: Shirokishi Monogatari / White Knight Story (PS3)

Well, it appears that Nay-chan is gonna be offline for a short while….this means that SOMEONE has gotta fill that void *coughs and glares at other Pink Domino contributers*. Anyway, extensive gaming coverage this week with reviews for Metroid Prime 3: Corruption, Warhawk, and a (rather long delayed) review of Gundam Musou (aka Dynasty Warriors: Gundam). But, to first kick things off, here’s the newest preview vid for Shirokishi Monogatari, or as it was known as a year ago: White Knight Story for the PS3.

Oh, and here’s the first trailer that was shown at TGS last year to refresh your memories…well..after the cut, that is.

Rebuild of Evangelion Trailer numbah 2!

*pokes head in* Oh, hi. I know this is kinda straying outside my usual spectrum of postings, but here’s trailer number 2 for the Rebuild of Evangelion….enjoy….

Don’t Blame Your Lack Of Sex On Women.

*NAME TAKEN OUT* says:
the only thing im serious about is not dating anyone
*NAME TAKEN OUT* says:
women are tramps ^^
Nay-Chan says:
…. ooook if you say so
*NAME TAKEN OUT* says:
that i do

I hate boys like this. Who complain that all women suck just because no woman wants to date them. This boy who said “all women are tramps” is particularly bad and particularly annoying. He seems to think that if a girl likes him she can only like him. They aren’t dating or anything, she is in no way tied to him but he wants her to act like she is. The only time you need to be absolutely faithful to someone is if you’re dating. To be fair if you do really like the guy you WON’T go off with someone else because you want to be with them. He thinks girls should be obiedient and good and do what they are told. That women can’t actually date around and fuck around because that makes them WHORES. OH FOR GODS SAKE. NO WONDER NO WOMAN WANTS YOU xD

Chill out.

That is my advice to all men with these stupid expectations of having a girlfriend who dotes upon only them, who was saving herself for them and who has aspirations of being with him and marrying him and having his children and cleaning up after him. Very few women I know go into realtionships and plan the wedding. It’s scary, so why on Earth do you think about marriage before you’re even dating her? CHILL OUT! See how things go, have some fun. That’s what good relationships are like. Chilled out, free of drama, full of trust and fun.

Have you ever thought its you that is the problem and not the Women? You can’t use your past disasters against all women kind and you can’t hang on to your heartbreak. You don’t get ANYWHERE by assuming all girls will cheat on you because one of your girlfriends cheated on you. You move on and you forgive and you learn from what happened. I have very few trust issues because I deal with the problems I have head on and get the out of the way. That’s why me and James are good friends now, that’s why I don’t have issues with thinking everyone is a pathological liar, that’s why I don’t think every man is out to control me like Rob wanted too. You have to be secure with yourself to have some sort of a decent stable relationship.

Relationships aren’t easy and you have to work at them but if they work then its great. If you have something special with someone don’t fuck it up by being stupid and clingy and worrying. If your other half loves you half as much as they say they do they will not cheat on you, they will not hurt you and they will not lie to you. There are few exceptions to this though, from what I understand. Sometimes things just go mad and neither of you can help what happens. What I’m saying is don’t stress about women and love. Let go and just go with the flow. You will be so much better mentally for it.

Your lack of sex, lack of girls, lack of girlfriend is YOUR FAULT not Womankinds fault. Grow up and sort yourself out.

Nay-Chan: The World and Internets Next Overlord

I woke up this morning and I thought “You know what? I’m going to take over the Internets and then the World. I’d make a good “Overlord of Earth” So that is what I plan to do. I think the world needs a liberal person with a good sense of humor running it that is fair and kind and just to all, unless you are Emo Scum in which case she will send Gabriel to kick sense into you. The world needs a liberal ruler because well you have to tolerate all cultures and such, that doesn’t mean I always have to be Liberal and tolerate everyone, but it helps. Also you need someone who can laugh at things, there would be so much less war and violence and hate if we all took life a bit less seriously and had more fun. Laugh at each other, in a good way, and take life as it comes. If you stress about money and power and are greedy and horrible then you will always end up hurting everyone.

My Reign of Greatness shall also include the following people.

GRAND DUCHESS ABBY: RULER OF EUROPE

GENERAL JOEL: COMMANDER OF THE MONKEY ARMIES OF GREENLAND AND CANADA

SUPREME WARLORD DREW: RULER OF THE AMERICAS

LORD KNIGHT JAMES: SUPREME OVERLORDS COUNCIL AND CONTROLLER OF MUSIC IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE

LADY MISA MISA: OWNER OF AFRICA

SIR GABRIEL OF ASSHATERY: THE MAN WHO KEEPS THE WORLD FREE OF WHINEY EMOS

MISTRESS BECKS OF THE EAST : CONTROLLER OF CHINA AND JAPAN

So what goo would I do the world? Well I would for one thing get all those stupidly rich people that did nothing for their money (HELLO PARIS HILTON) and make it so they have to actually work for their money. I hate stupid, Hollywood, Party scene girls, I’d make them all work in McDonalds and stuff xD I think it would do them all good to see life is hard because they have no idea. I would spread the wealth a bit too so that everyone had enough to live on. I know thats a pretty idealistic thing to say but it would be good if it worked. Fox News would be banned from broadcasting because it’s utter rubbish xD I’d put someone neutral in charge of Israel too. Because it’s a holy land for Muslims, Jews and Christians so it should be run by someone of neither religion who is imapartial and won’t give favor to one and not the other. Then everyone could live there in Harmony, the Palestinians could come home and people could go about their holy pilgramiges in Peace rather than fighting all the way.

When they dub over Anime they won’t be allowed to change it, and the dubbings will have to pass a test and if they don’t live up to the standards they will be rejected. There will be a channel showing Subbed Anime all day though. Because Anime makes people into better people xD It’s true. James will control what music people in the Southern Hemesphere will listen too, so be warned you will all be forced to listen to Belle and Sebastian >.< I will control what the North listens to so be warned there will be lots of Fall Out Boy xD Gabriel will beat up the awful Emo Kids like EmoChin and those Scene Kids that think they are better than everyone else because they can’t see through their side parting. He will beat them with bats full of rusty nails. It will save on them all cutting themselves you see, its better for everyone this way. This also goes for bloodd “rude boys and girls” in East London who think being Asian means you have to copy Black Ghetto Culture. MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN CULTURE AND DON’T CALL ME A BLOODY COCONUT BECAUSE I DIDN’T WANT TO BE LIKE YOU xD Gabriel will unleash his wrath.

I would mostly preach Peace and Love though. I am not a hippy but I think if we all learned to tolerate each other’s faith and cultures that we would all get along so much better. So I will not enforce culture onto the different parts of the world and make them all one big mix of culture I will let them do what they like. Eastern and Western Culture do differ and we should accept that they do instead of forcing Western Practices on the East. Let them do what they like. As long as it’s not hurting anyone it’s fine. Same goes for religion, my rule will be it’s fine and you can practice whatever religion you want but for gods sake don’t start fighting with each other. Accept you have differences and live in peace. I would make the media less bias and make sure it only reported the Truth to the people and also make gaining an education and access to a Health Service Free wherever you are in the world. Thus making people smarter and healthier. Yes it will cost a lot of money but I’m sure the 10 richest people the world do not NEED billions of dollars.

I think I would make a good Overlord of Earth and the Internet. VOTE FOR NAY!

LOL of the Week.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Internet-Commenter-Business-Meeting

WordPress doesnt let me embed this. BASTARDS.

WATCH IT (:

Because it really does show what most of the internet is made of.
LOL.
PWNED.

Encyclopedia Dramatica Article of the Week 6!

 So i herd u liek mudkip

A Young Person’s Guide to Mudkips

So you claim to liek Mudkips? Well then, you are an unholy anime fag with a penchant for that fag-out-of-Pokemon’s dick. But that is fine, really—to each his own.

Spawned from a DeviantArt comment inviting someone to their Pokémon group, the comment basically used the person’s apparent like of Mudkips to perhaps entice the user to join their group. Whether or not said person actually joined is unknown.

It eventually spawned a very popular piece of copypasta on 4chan’s /b/ telling a story about someone at a school asking “So i herd u liek mudkips” to some retard who screams back “I LUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS!” This resulted in the retard dry humping a Mudkips doll in the school hallways.

VOTE FOR MUDKIP ON FLAVOR OF LOVE 3. [1]

Since then, many people have become obsessed with Mudkips.

What mudkips do to our youth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhyQ7B4wy88

Corrupt with their partying wayz: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYM05Wqg9G4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVX3ebKZtHY

Hitler and the Mudkip

When Hitler took the reign in Germany he promised them the Endsieg. For this he used MUDKIPZ! When Hilter finally killed himself he also killed his cousin/wife and even his dog, but he couldn’t bring himself to kill his beloved Mudkipz.

The Copypasta

One day on Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brough a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.

“So I heard you like Mudkips…”

“Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUURVE MUDKIPS.”

“O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is..” (he cuts me off before I could said ‘if you were a Mudkips’) “OF COURSE.”

“Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and.”

Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violenly humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips, I started to walk away, because there is no way I’d be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.

Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn’t want to be involved.

I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up ‘EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF’ sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.

I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.

So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling “I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I’M GONNA SUE…” and it was cut off.

I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and ‘whatever else happened.’ The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.

So I ask you: Do you like Mudkips?

By the way, you MUST ALWAYS EVOLVE IT INTO A MUDKIP! YES

Also, here’s a question to ponder: How much mud could a Mudkip kip if a Mudkip could kip mud?

What People Are Saying About Mudkips

• Roselias aren’t red, mudkips are blue, in Soviet Russia, mud kips you. –Phoenix 17:01, 4 August 2007 (CDT)

• Mudkips saved my life –Anonikip 12:38, 17 July 2007 (GMT)

• Mudkips are superior human beings, OMG CONSPIRACY –Balci 17:26, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

• koreans eated my mudkips –I giv lulz 18:41, 29 June 2007 (CDT)

• I herd mudkip leiks u.–WatchHawk 21:12, 13 June 2007 (CDT)

• I like mudkips! –Ashmodai 21:28, 5 September 2006 (UTC)

• I neva leave mah house withah mah Mudkips. — Dreadnought 10:20 PM - 28 June, 2007

• I liek mudkips almost as much as i liek mudcocks –GayStation2 16:28, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

• I liek mudkips MOAR then U! –JailBait 00:50, 07 December 2006 (UTC)

• I liek mudkips moar than zeh computerz har har! http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/8/8e/Mudkiplazer.JPG

• Mudkips doesn’t care about black people –O.C. 03:31, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

• I especially liek mudkips in a lively Boullabaise sauce. With added Vitamin B. Served on a Swastika tablecloth. –Chemical Smelly 01:01, 18 October 2006 (UTC)

• OMG! I ♥ MUDKIPS!@5#!%%!!! –Riboflavin 20:12, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

• MUDKIPZZZZ FTW-Ket ^Refill/lol 08:57, 8 September 2006 (UTC)

• What the hell are mudkips? I still don’t get it. –girlvinyl 18:07, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

• Fuck you. Poenews 02:37, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

• Mudkip and I are not speaking right now. - Internet H.

• Mudkips, moar liek bulbasaurs zombie_bomb 20:16, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

• Which is cool cause you were trolled off this site. –Sheneequa • Talk 04:37, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

• I loev Mudkips. –Megamudkip 17:48, 28 June 2007 (CDT)

• Needs moar mudkipz!11!1!!1oneone112three! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ –Stfuashley 00:39, 25 July 2007

• Aaaahh we ♥ that fucking mudkip in Ecuador –Token Latino 05:08, 4 October 2006 (UTC)

• If by “liek” you mean “hate”, and by “mudkips” you mean “a punch to the urethra” Then yes, I fucking liek mudkips. –infernocanuck 22:38, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

• I like irish mudkip. –mandely

• WATER KITTIES!!! >^_^< –Red Pooka 04:23, 31

• Much more that the other two, i forget their names, they suck–AnYoNe! 18:52, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

• mudkips r teh secks –alakazam9891 October 2006 (UTC)

• Personally speaking, I perfers Munkgskipaslg. –Is It Cos I Is Black? 05:13, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

• i wuv mudkrapz Jesuitx 04:11, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

• Mudkip r rock. –Sheneequa • Talk 04:16, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

• I fucking love fucking mudkips –Kumori 23:10, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

• ILU Mudkips <3 <3 <3 OMG KAWAII ^____^!!!!1111 –Blu Aardvark 04:37, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

• i fucking love mudkips –subseven 09:19, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

• u dont haf to liek mudkipz 4 them 2 eat u out. Her schism 06:21, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

• Everyone lieks mudkips. — Some faggot 13:16, 24 December (UTC)

• I lieks teh mudkips. — Red Machine D 16:00, 24 December (UTC)

• I liek mudkip. In a zesty balsamic vinegar glaze. — Snuffy Livingston 06:34, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

• Well, it’s a pretty attractive little creature. I kind of want to put my penis on it. ChairmanMeow 06:47, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

• I’ve had mixed feelings about Mudkip for years but while we do fight a lot I know deep down in my heart that I liek Mudkip, I just hope it feels the same way. –Entropy 04:28, 6 January 2007 (UTC)

• I let my mudkipz masturbate into my beef-flavored ramen noodelz. ^_^ –Caesius 02:01, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

• In Communist Russia, mudkip raepes YOU –odrama bin hepin 02:23, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

• I have no idea what to say about mudkips other than I liek them. –Kazi 03:28, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

• MUDKIPS DID WTC, LOL. The Airport Vandal 12:48, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

• A mudkip is fine too. –KN 15:30, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

• Mudkips are AWWWWWWRIGHT! — John Dublin 17:30, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

• Someone once asked of me, “do u liek mudkips?” Of course, I replied, “I LIEK MUDKIPS!” in a very loud, very angry voice. That guy died of AIDS. True story. –Brightmotor 05:40, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

• i think there’s a bit of mudkip in all of us. –Super Jamie 10:14, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

• i don’t liek mudkips. i liek woopers… Cirrus 13:29, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

• Then you are gay! I liek mudkips 4eva <3<3<3 The Towel of Doom 13:32, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

• ♥! ♥! ♥! ♥! ♥! ♥! ♥! ♥MissEchelon 13:35, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

• MUDKIPS?!? WE CAN’T AFFORD TO LOSE NO STINKIN’ MUDKIPS. SEND IN A COUPLE O’ NIGGERS. Mustardayonnaise 18:26, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

• I didn’t fuck that mudkip, stop writing lies about me on webpages. I just liek them =( –User:Vodkaz

• One does not simply liek into mudkips. –Qax the duk 00:18, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

• I liek Mudkips about as much as I hate the huegness of my Xbox. A LOT! –KaTOS 12:55 01/12/07 //[www.pgbdynasty.com]//

• When my friend told me about mudkips, i knew, before i even saw a pic, while he was trading it to me, somehow I already knew deep inside that I lieked them. I could feel it in the link cable. –Ma$s / 12:57 PM :: Jan. 12th, 2007 [M2]

• Mudkips killed my father and raped my mother –BeamYosho 04:26, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
  • HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS –BeamYosho 04:30, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

• I have a mudkip, it makes me feel sort of warm THERE and kind of tingly inside. Are you feeling warm THERE and tingly, te he te he te he, do you want to play with my mudkip? Emo6irl 10:50, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

• I’d like to wrap myself in mudkips… –KanmuX

• Mudkips? Never heard. –Sigmundur 23:30, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

• Sometimes I like to go into some heavy petting with my mudkip… –Hakenkreuz 03:18, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

• A wizard turned me into a mudkip, and it IS awesome! _A RAPE SPIDER _APPROACHES! 08:25, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

• All your lieks are belong to mudkips lolzz. Sorry, no one said it yet, and I just had to. –S 04:20, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

• Hey guys, sorry I’m late. Is it too late to jump on this meme??? –CATS 14:17, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

• I once open mouth kissed a mudkip. –Astro 23:19, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

• I like your Mudkip, if you know what I’m saying. –Fukkensaved 00:24, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

• Mudkips make me hard –Trollcat 10:17, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

• moar Mudkip on toast I 16:47, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

• I used to liek mudkip but not now he is an father of Anna Nicole Smith’s child –Anzac 20:08, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

• I loveth mudkip. Although I heard Ioji haets mudkip.–Pokchu 23:26, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

• Mudkipz were actually responsible for Steve Irwin’s death. They used their BUBBLA BEAM LAWL –DarthMethodist 08:06, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

• I am a secksy mudkipz –Ebola 08:10, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

• I liek mudkip but mudkip doesn’t liek me. –Radioshed 21:09, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

• Mudkipz haxs mah penize LoL. My Mudkipz praise satan, but than became an EMO, any healps on how to make him an hero? –Huntrax 17:38, 25 February 2007

• MUDKIPS JUSTICE should be some kind of television show. Pandamandan87 20:43, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

• wen i see mudkip i go “EEEEEEEEEEEENF” becuz it is the sound of my e-ternal luv 4 dem –Spasticfleisch 01:14, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

• i’ve finally realized what mudkips really are, and am sickened– my second thought was MUDKIPS R FINE 2, bt it was too late, & i realized i ws a filthy faggot :,\ Molulster 02:55, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

• time spent with mudkips are never wasted - Blamethrower 02:45, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

• I live for mudkipz and their beautiful faces. –Christpuncher 03:55, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

• If I see that fucking mudkip one more time. - Point59 4:46 03 March 2007 (UTC)

• In Soviet Kanukistan, Mudkip liek YOU! –Jawsome 17:32, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

• That’s not funny. A mudkip killed my brother that way. –Litterbox 21:07, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

• I hear they’re good with BBQ sauce - LizardKing 13:09, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

• I WOULD SURE AS HELL FUCK A MUDKIPS - BURK 2:00, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

• When I’m feeling depressed but want to chear up: I just think of mudkips. –Nihlidos 08:08, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

• Bitch, what the fuck were you thinking? I will rape you in front of your own mama, and then fuck that bitch in the eyesockets until her old ass is dead! Oh….. yea….. mudkips are cool, I guess.Cronos12390 18:08, 2 April 2007 (UTC)

• I liek you -Mudkip 04:16, 8 April 2007 (GMT+1)

• u herd rite -LightningBaron 15:53, 10 April 2007 (GMT+1)

• I love Mudkip, and it loves me. In fact, it made me gay Wagtrain 22:01, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

• I thought mudkips were some kind of cookies…But I don’t liek them. They haev AIDS. Eumary 22:01, 13 April 2007 (GMT-4)

• ANYONE WHO WOULDN’T BEAT THEIR BABY TO DEATH FOR SAYING “DADA” INSTEAD OF “MUDKIP” IS A FILTHY RACIST THERE I SAID IT Kuraigunoir 9:56, 19 April 2007 (GMT+10)

• I traded my shiny pidgey for a mudkip! — Tekjester 11:35, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

• What the fuck are mudkips? Whatever they are, they need MOAR MUDKIPZ! –Khalnath 05:00, 11 June 2007 (CDT)

• SWAMPERT R BETTAR! OrangeNub 20:54, 13 June 2007 (CDT)

• Some times all I wanna do is FUCK a mudkips. If I ever met one I would take it, put it on the counter, and rape its ass, Mudkipz would have a little tiny scream, For It hurts. I keep doing that, After that I apologize for any pain that I caused him. After, I would drink some water, and then lay mudkipz down in a bath, I’de cut mudkipz to pieces, she sees a tear drop fall from my eyes over what Im doing, she apologizes with her sad eyes and the water drowns her while the blood is leaving her. There is blood all over my bath tub. Mudkipz has a giant cut from her back to her stomach. I then go to the forest, I have sex with mudkips some more. Then I would notice that there are 13 year old boys playing pokemon. I leave mudkips out there, and say “good bye my love”. I can hear her voices in my head saying “goodbye.. I love you”. I leave. As im leaving some genuis walks out and sees mudkips. Him and the rest of his friends are scarred for life. Rembrant 21:07, 13 June 2007 (CDT)

• I’d hit it. Sexually, of course. Jimbobbowilly 21:11, 13 June 2007 (CDT)

• Teh Mudkipz will l33T h4×0rz urs! kutaap 16:16, 14 june 2007

• Where the fuck am I? wrongplace nigger 16:55, 14 june 2007

• I liek mudkip. So does everyone else. Conformity.charlottethedinosaur 18:00, 14 June 2007

• A mudkip lead to another. PizzaBoy108 14:30, 22 June 2007

• Bitches don’t know about my mudkipz. PizzaBoy108 14:38, 22 June 2007

• Juggling with mudkipz is said to bring good luck and increased penis size. PizzaBoy108 14:36, 22 June 2007

• JESUS CHRIST, IT’S A MUDKIP!!! GET IN THE POKECENTER!!! Genericname 22:15, 28 June 2007

• Im in your mudkip firin‘ mah water gun.

cainycainy 18:36, 29 June 2007

• Mudkips+Rule 34= HAPY PEEPL UV TEH INTARWEBZ!!! Zydare 00:25, 3 July 2007

• Who the fuck watches Pokemon after age 6?? s1lentGFX 15:03PM 5 July 2007

• That’s not mud… Super Buick 9:18 8 July 2007

• Mudkips make sweet sex to me. Sweet sex makes sweet level 5 mudkips. i call my babyy DALEIKABLE SHOOPA

• It is delicious mudkips. You must have some. Kalp45 00:19, 11 July 2007 (CDT)

• Liek ZOMGZ MUDKIPZ. I’ll sexual abuse it…. The slit its wrists… Veritcally–ThanosMadTitan23 14:43, 20 July 2007 (CDT)

• Teh Mudkipz owe my life. I <3 them. zonck^talk 12:06, 22 July 2007 (CDT)

• I liek mudkipz because they fatha my childrenzzz lolzzz. hot dam animalcrackermagician

• I leik mudkipzz cuz i like to birth dem outta my butt. dayyumm.roar me brooke

• I fucking hate Mudkips. They’re gay pieces of shit. Gabriel d’Anjou

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• I ate a Mudkips once, and honestly…meh. ZombieCola 22:49, 27 July 2007 (CDT)

• I heard that motherfucker had like, thirty goddamn mudkips. Brash 02:27, 28 July 2007 (CDT)

• Ninjas like mudkips. You should too. –Thatguywhodidthatthing 15:23, 4 August 2007 (CDT)

• So I haerd u liek Seaking. Wait. Shit. Hag

• So I herd mudkips liek me. Burgerking3000 21:32, 9 August 2007 (CDT)

• I lieks mudkipzs bcuz tehm r leet. tehm mudkipz r so leet, tehm liek use steroids to raise strenght in pokemans games. barry bonds=weaksauce next to juiced mudkipz. btw, mudkipz makes teh best leetsauce ever. mudkipz 4ever!!!1111

• If you do not liek teh mudkipz, you should be Perma-banned from life. Srsly. Enigmatarius 12:00, 13 August 2007 (CDT)

• Evar wonder why Happy Negro is so Happy? Because he lieks mudkipz. Shinobiroronoa 12:52, 15 August 2007 (CDT)

Wikipedian Resistance

Many TOW fanbois are severely butthurt over the continued growth in Mudkips’ loev. To them, the Mudkip Pokemon is not notable as a meme or otherwise, and neither is any information about the most famous and beloved Pokemon.

A wannabe admin called Apostrophe (or ‘ as he prefers to be called since he’s to kewl for skewl) is the self-appointed guardian of all thing Pokemon on TOW. It will revert any attempt to inject lulz into an otherwise tragically uninteresting topic and has claimed that “memes are never notable” in edit summaries when removing such things as the delicious Mudkips copypasta and related macros. So sensitive is this Miltopian faggot that he frequently lashes out like a widdle baby with a poopy nappy when he finds evidence of Mudkips liek on TOW and once threatened to report a member of Mudkips Nation to Mongo for WP:No Personal Attacks during a Talk page flame war over Mudkips.

You can help Mudkips receive the recognition they so justly deserve by doing something positive to the TOW Mudkip article, liek unredirecting it from List of Pokemon article, making sure to use the word “liek” everywhere, even in the summary of edits that is never shown on the main page, and you will most surely be reverted. Let the drama and lulz ensue.

They can take away our contribs, but they will nevar take our MUDKIPZ! If you have a longstanding account on wikipedia, you might want to visit the Mudkip article, and argue with wikipedia’s staff of high school teenagers Mudkip specialists about Mudkip biology, or the fact that Mudkips are kind, loving creatures that need to be lieked.

IRL Mudkips

The “GFP Axolotl” is now available. If that sounds complicated, its because Mudkip Science is Serious business. Basically what it means to you and me is a Mudkip without the all important head-fin, that glows in the dark. What good is that, you might ask? Well, scientists at a lab secretly funded by Nintendo are hard at work experimenting with perfecting the ectopic dorsal fin. Ectopic as in “In the wrong spot” and “Dorsal fin” as in Lizard Mohawk. Do the math folks: Axolotl + Ectopic Dorsal Headfin = IRL MUDKIP, FUCK YEAH! Oh yeah, it will probably glow in the dark if you shine an ultraviolet LED on it, which also rocks.

Pray for Mudkips

A fellow mudkip lover calles in 99.5 KKLA to have them say a prayer for our little friend!

Wikipedia MUDKIPS

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mudskipper

Trash the fuck out it, with “So I Herd You Liek Mudkips” in random areas, repeatedly.

See also

• Mudkipchan
• FUCK YEAH SEAKING
• Wiki also lieks?!? No wai!
• Seakip

A Rebuttal: Madden, from a different perspective…

So, I was undercut in my article. In my defense, it was a WORK IN PROGRESS. Anyway, turns out Madden this year turned out to not be a carbon copy of last year’s game with a roster upgrade a decent (American) football game. Within my company (rhymes with “LameStop“), Madden is absolutely fantastic. One of our yearly best sellers for the company overall.

Overall, yes. However, the numbers show that Northern California (where I work) has some of the WORST sales numbers for this game. It’s even worse my my store. For some reason (I seriously had absolutely NOTHING to do with this…well…almost nothing), our top rated games are as follows: RPGs, First Person Shooters, and Guitar Hero. So, the week of a new Madden game launch is typically one of our worst sales weeks. The main highlight of this week has been Shin Megami Tensei Persona 3 (which I will have a review up in a few days). So from a retail perspective (at least within the conditions I have named) Madden is terrible.

Of course, there is another side to this story. I have never been one for sports games. They never have really interested me (aside from the more arcade-y stuff. Such as Mario Strikers Charged.) and more than likely never will. I have tried the new Madden game and have come to the conclusion that, yep, it’s football. Of course, I hate to bring this up, Madden does attract that certain type of gamer (no offense to gabexmosh or anyone else who enjoys Madden. I’m implying that there are these kinds of people out there, not saying that you fit into this category.) that I have lovingly dubbed:

“The Bro”

The Bro is a type of gamer who usually sticks to one or two games (usually the current Madden and some iteration of Halo and/or Counter-Strike) and doesn’t stray much from those two. Occasionally, they will venture outside those boundaries to play games such as Guitar Hero or some classic game to bring back memories of the “good old days”. They have a tendency to refer to a fair amount of other games (read as: Adventure games, RPGs, Fighting games, etc.) as “gay”.

These types of gamers irk the living shit outta me, moreover because I have to deal with their “ilk” on a weekly basis. But, back to my original point. I don’t have anything against Madden. It’s just that I don’t play sports games and other unfortunate circumstances. It may be a great game, it may not be, but that is not my place to decide. Now back to my jRPGs and scrounging up info for more reports on what’s coming up next.

I guess this would be most closely called ‘a mere manifesto’.

The following is a writing I’m reproducing for PinkDomino, but is originally something I simply put up in the ‘about me’ section of my user account at myspace.  I am indebted to Bertrand Russell, Charles Darwin, C.S. Lewis, Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris, Douglas Adams, Spinoza, and Einstein for how I’ve come to think.  Those are simply the ‘famous’ names, the more tangible individuals who I owe for my perception of the world are those whom I speak with on a regular basis and call friend.

    I am an atheist. I’m not ‘mistaken’, ‘a part of the church’, a ‘child of god’, ‘backslidden’, or any other euphemism for someone devoid of theistic belief. Atheism is not synonymous with nihilism, satanism, hedonism, Stalinesque Socialism, Hitler, Nazism, Hatred, Antichristian rhetoric, dystopia, depression, mental disease, insanity, nor idiocy. I am capable of penetrating self-knowledge and empathy for others. I bare no hatreds to any person based upon their beliefs, skin color, gender, sexual orientation, opinion, or mere existence. I am not, nor have I really ever cared for, proselytizing. I merely am what I am. I learn from, laugh with, and love christians, muslims, agnostics, atheists, and all those that carry the spark of life.

I love my life and living. It isn’t easy, but nothing worth doing is done without difficulty. I believe in just and unjust, right and wrong, goods and evils. They exist for humanity, but the universe cares not of our concerns. It simply is. If anything were to be labeled ‘god’; the universe, life, love, friends, family, you, me, would be most appropriately labeled as such. However, taken to that extent, the need for such a label becomes superfluous and highly likely to be mistaken.

This is my atheism, this is me, and all that I try to be. I am not overbearing, overzealous, or obnoxious about it. I have been in the past, and I’ve been self-critical about that and have altered my behavior because it was something I did not like. This is in fact what everyone does to varying degrees of success and failure.

Live your lives. They are all fragile, fallible, and precious. That life ceases does not make it depressing, it makes it that much more beautiful. The limitation of time in which we are conscious of the universe in which we reside makes each day, each moment, each hour, each friend, family member, and love-interest that much more important.

Enjoy Life, if only because some died unfulfilled, unloved, unliked, abused, belittled, ridiculed, villified, persecuted, and rejected. Live and love as fully as you are capable, despite your successes and failures in it. Hope is not lost for humanity, it is only lost if we choose to be apathetic towards our fellow creatures.

Change yourself, others will change when they want and when they see fit. Do not expect or force them into change. Change must occur with self, before others change. A life lived beautifully speaks more than any painting, poem, song, or impassioned speech. It is the only real thing that can ever be known.

On the Possibility of a Deity, in reguards to the refutation of atheism and condemnation of a person with atheistic view: If any real deity, of which I feel there is none nor need of one, were to condemn me for this very human state I would not desire to commune with such a deity. The human state in which I refer to is the questioning of the existence of a supreme being to the point of unbelief.

On Faith: Mine is nonreligious and a faith in myself, those whom I love, and humanity despite flaws, fallibility, and frailty.

On Morality: Morals live outside of any one text or person and are collectively and individually agreed upon, enacted, perfected, and reformed. Morals and ethics, as we understand and use them, are applicable only to humanity, as ‘lesser’ creatures and the universe have no need of them.

On the potentially inaccurately perceived hostility or egotistical nature of this ‘personal sketch’: I am flawed and fallible, but I have a natural right to be who I am and speak upon myself when the opportunity exists without fear. I know myself more accurately than anyone else as I’ve spent the most time around all that pertains to and constructs what I define as ‘me’. This is not to say I know everything, am always perceived as I am, or that I know how others feel about me without questioning them. I’m not in the business of conversion, exclusion, witch hunts, prejudice, or hatred. I am a unifier, friend, and lover.

Walden.

‘Thank God,’ he said, ‘they cannot cut down the clouds!’

Quote attributed to Thoreau by Ralph Waldo Emerson in the biographical sketch at the beginning of Walden. The quote is in reference to ‘his’ forest being cut down by ‘the axe’.

I’m currently reading through Walden because a girl whom I’m terribly infatuated by had just finished it and lent the book to me. For a man who, as far as I can tell from the Emerson biographical sketch, was at times blunt and harsh… I still cannot help but like Thoreau.