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PINKDOMINO IS GOING THROUGH SOME CHANGES. BUT NAYU NOW HAS A LAPTOP AND SHALL BE BACK. FOR NOW HERE IS AN IMAGE TO KEEP YOU ALL HAPPY.

BEST MEME EVER

Because I seem to be Obsessed with Anonymous

It is no secret that I have an intrest in this Anonymous Situation that’s going on at the moment. It’s taken over my You Tube time and has taken my attention away from Britney Spears being commited. It might just be me but the Anonymous videos on YouTube from some of the “members” can actually be very entertaining. Though the most entertaining ones are usually when the member isn’t actually in the video (therefore not breaking the rules on Anonymous). So I decided to make a bit of a compilation of all my favs. Paul Fetch may think everyone will HATE ME FOR SUPPORTING ANONYMOUS but I know better than he does

ANONYCAT

OH NOEZ! THEY ARE GOING AFTER LOLCATS!

ENGLISH GIRL SHOUTS A LOT

TOM CRUISE TALKS TO MR FETCH

I AM ANONYMOUS

EVEN ANIME LOLZ

LOLZ

Maybe some more.. once I have watched some more.

Super Smash Bros. BAAAAAAW - A hellish Brawl leak update

Ok, here’s the deal. Brawl was leaked in Japan today. Alot, and I mean, ALOT of character announcements were leaked. As soon as I can nail down one reliable source, I’ll have a full update for you guys…which will probably be in the morning (my time, GMT -08:00, thank you). But I will safely say this:

SHOW YOUR MOVES! Capt. Falcon is back.

So, until the morning….please…don’t take everything you see on GameFAQs or /v/ seriously.

SOME DUMBASS DUDE WAGES WAR ON ANONYMOUS

Ok so we knew at some point some attention whore would come along and post some shit on YouTube saying ON NOEZ ANONYMOUS IMMA GET YOU and this dumbass is trying to do this. CHRIS CROCKER ANYONE?! Yes, this is the Anonymous version of him. Looking for fame in the cheapest of ways.

I love how he compare Anonymous to Nazis. THE INTERNET IS NOT SERIOUS BUSINESS. And why on Earth does he think people will listen to him? I mean if I wasn’t already agreeing with their cause and had no opinion I would actually back Anonymous MORE after seeing this pussy go on at me and telling me Anonymous are evil and are terrorists. Isn’t it funny how Americans love to label EVERYONE as terrorists? COME ON PEOPLE. THEY HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH. Running around saying I AM NOT SCARED and YOU ARE ALL TERRORISTS just makes people target you more. This is why I think this guy is an attention whore. Anyone who knows Anonymous knows the raids they conduct… EMOCHIN ANYONE?! and this guy knew what he was asking for. Most people will just laugh at him for bringing trouble upon himself.

And Anonymous’ response was:

Which of course is the usual thing

This all distracts from their issue of CO$. But Whatever. They are making a huge thing out of nothing. Why is everyone acting like Anonymous is some secret oragnization that noone can get into? This one kid made a film saying “I HAVE INFO ON ANONYMOUS. EBAUMS WORLD”. It’s funny coz I’m sure we’re all laughing everytime someone makes a post saying I know where anonymous hides out. Firstly because Anonymous are spread over quite a few places and secondly because IT’S NOT A BLOODY SECRET.

And lastly…

LEAVE ANON ALONE!

ANONYMOUS V.S CO$

Just to make this clear, Anonymous is NOT ATTACKING Scientology (as in the belief) but the ORGANIZATION (the Church of Scientology). Anonymous are not persecuting anyones right to believe in Scientology or anything like that I believe it is more of the fact they see the organization of Scientology as a sort of pyramid scheme conning the believers out of money and such things.

The general goal is to dismantle the CoS and free its members. Let the teachings of Scientology be available freely, and let people practice how they will

This is quite a good cause if you think about it really. I guess what I am seeing from this is exactly what people can achieve if the band together. I mean Anonymous is just a bunch of people (younger people we’d think) from Japanese Style Image Boards who have suddenly realised they might actually be able to achieve something if they band together. I can’t help but find it amusing how the internet has bought all these people together united to fight one for one cause. We associate Anonymous with really immature attacks on people (Hello Tom Green) but this is co-ordinated and thought over. The Website is totally condemning anyone who does anything illegal or violent, saying that if they do they will hinder the cause. They are aware that they must come out looking like the Good Guy in all this and not the CO$ claim to be the victims.

WANT TO KNOW MORE...

PLAN OF ACTION
ANONYMOUS ADDRESSES THE MEDIA
CNET Coverage
MORE MEDIA COVERAGE LINKS

I suggest you get involved. Go and find out where they are holding demonstrations in your area and go and hand out flyers and get people to understand what’s going on. They will be so many people looking at this as a hate issue and thinking Anonymous are all cunts and it’s up to use to show them what’s really going on.

EVENTS IN EUROPE
HOW YOU CAN JOIN IN
FACEBOOK GROUP

I am not sure what to expect. But this is the first time Anonymous has taken action this organized and this well thought out. I am looking forward to see what happens!

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FOR SOME READING…
A History on Anonymous

What is Anonymous?
The beginnings of the Anonymous concept likely were inspired from Japanese internet forums. Many western-style forums require you to register an account before you can post. Your account can almost always be customized to contain profile information, a custom avatar (picture to represent you, shown with all of your posts), and it will track your posts. The more popularized Japanese forums do not require account creation. In fact, there is no option to create an account. While you can enter a username and an email address with your post, nothing would prevent someone else from entering the same information and impersonating you. In general, people posting with information stick out and are prone to being heckled. One of the most popular Japanese forums is 2ch, which the events of the story/drama/movie Densha Otoko played out on.

The western forums and the Japanese forums differ in a number of ways. The Japanese are rather famous for making elaborate emoticons and ASCII (text) art. The western forums instead are image boards, and people commonly upload pictures that either express a message or add to the post (but not always). Additionally, while both forums are extremely active, at this time only some Japanese forums have turned the forum into a sort of chatroom, where replies are updated in real-time as posts are made. As far as I can tell, the western forums still require you to hit the refresh button to see new replies.

The western boards contain a number of sections that somewhat loosely correlate to subjects or interests. Most of the forum activity is not generated by meaningful discussions, but by people seeking entertainment. Amusing stories are shared to which amusing replies are made. Amusing pictures are also posted, modified, and reused as seen fit. This is where many of the internet’s memes are generated. Many people visiting such sites are put off by the seemingly rude people and inappropriate humor. This is largely a misunderstanding - it’s not that the people visiting these sites have no values, but that these are places where the goal is amusement, rather than serious discussion.

At some point in time the people realized that they were many in number, and this is when an active Anonymous may have first been born. Seeking another form of entertainment and acting out of commonly held sentiments, raids would be organized against certain targets. The target would usually be a person and their presence on the internet who had done something that either angered many, or who simply seemed like an amusing target to mess around with. This is where Anonymous first became more well-known, as Fox News put out an amusing (and very misunderstanding) news story on the actions of Anonymous. In the broadcast, Anonymous was portrayed as a group of hackers bordering on terrorism. The story focused on how they had targeted a person, found out his name, address, phone number, stolen some of his passwords, and made prank threats against him. While people not in the know would probably have been terrified of this, Anonymous was seen as little more than a group of annoying kids who would cause trouble for their own amusement to many on the internet.

How raids are instigated is relatively interesting in itself. If you ever browse the various forums you may occasionally see requests for raids against a target put out by certain posters. These are frequently answered with “not your personal army” and questioning why the target should be raided, and why the original requester shouldn’t be counter-raided instead. This shows that these are not a group of people who derive amusement from messing around with any random person. There must be a reason or a commonly held goal among the collective. Keep in mind that this is all further interesting because all of this is taking place anonymously - while some members may recognize others (perhaps by posting style), nobody can really be identified.

There’s what Anonymous is, in a very brief and perhaps somewhat flawed summary. Unlike what the media believes, it is not a defined group. You could become Anonymous just as easily as I or anyone else with a computer could. It is a group collective.

A HISTORY OF THE CO$
What is the Church of Scientology?
Much information about the Church of Scientology (CoS) is available online. If you’re interested, I highly recommend researching them on your own for more hard facts. I’m only going to provide the core basics here that will help to catch you up to the issue.

Before discussing the CoS, I would like to state that I’m extremely skeptical of them and their beliefs. Regardless, people should be free to practice what ever beliefs they want to, so long as they are not harmful to others. Much of what I say will show my skepticism for the CoS, but know that I do not look down on their members for believing the teachings of Scientology.

The CoS was founded in the mid-1900’s by a science fiction writer, Ron L. Hubbard. Shortly before the conception of the CoS, Hubbard was quoted as claiming that the best way to make a lot of money was to found a religion. Even ater the CoS was in full formation, Hubbard was again quoted off-record as claiming that the best way to control people is to lie to them. A rumor that I’ve heard was that Scientology originally came about as a bet. In one version, Hubbard simply bet against another man that he could successfully create his own religion; in another, Hubbard squared off against other science fiction writers to see who could create the wackiest story that people would believe and take up as religion. CoS was originally recognized as a corporate entity, and was taxed accordingly. Eventually it was found that CoS members were breaking into the IRS or had infiltrated the IRS, and a federal investigation was launched that netted a few CoS members jailtime. Currently, however, the CoS is tax-exempt. This makes a difference because the teachings of CoS are only available to people who pay for them. They are given in tiered levels, and it seems to become more expensive as you get farther into the religion.

Despite that, I’m going to give you a very brief overview of what the core beliefs of the religion state. This information is only presented at the very end levels, and scientologists are told to deny that these teachings are real. The basic beliefs of Scientology state that humans essentially came to Earth as a result of an alien known as Xenu (Xemu), who was responsible for managing an overpopulated solar system. We are plagued by intergalactic parasites (I believe these are identified as Thetans) that hold us back from our full potential. If you can fully cleanse yourself of thetans, you will not only be happy and stop suffering, but you’ll gain powers such as the ability to fly through space and perform telekenesis. Scientology does empower people to feel that they can make a change in the world and make things better, which is a positive benefit of the CoS and other religions as well.

The CoS has a bad history on the internet. Around 1995 or 1996 they began attacking a Usenet group that was incredibly skeptical of them. Usenet is basically a very old message forum system that requires a paid account to access (generally internet service providers grant you an account) as well as client software. Messages and files that are posted are propogated among the servers of various Usenet providers - there is no central Usenet server. The CoS attacked Usenet regardless, claiming that copyrighted works belonging to the religion were posted and that if these works were not removed then lawsuits would ensue. Those threats failed, and the CoS resorted to having some of its members become active on the Scientology discussion area of Usenet, arguing with skeptics and attempting to discredit them while making Scientology seem glorious. Part of the CoS’ issue with information about them on the internet is that members must pay to advance through the ranks of scientology, and it gets increasingly expensive. In addition to discussing the organization itself, much of the internet discussions focus on examining the teachings of Scientology. The CoS is one of the most notorious organizations to make use of copyright as a grounds for lawsuits and threats.

The CoS has also made enemies with the medical industry. They claim that the field of psychiatry is a crime against humanity. According to them, psychiatry doesn’t work and is based on psuedo-science, the drugs hold people back, and it mistreats people. While they don’t claim to be against medicine in general, their strange stances about medicine have resulted in a number of deaths of their members. The most notable is the Lisa McPherson case - McPherson was a young lady who had been involved in Scientology for a number of years (close to 20, I believe) and then removed herself from the religion. Shortly after that, she got into a car accident and was badly injured. She was transported to a hospital for treatment, but a number of scientologists then came and collected her, moving her to a building of theirs (I believe it was a hotel). She ultimately died from her injuries and dehydration. There was also another case where a CoS member had a son (also in CoS) with some form of mental disorder: CoS dictated that he shouldn’t receive treatment, and that he simply needed to cleanse himself of thetans. The young man ultimately ended up murdering his mother.

The CoS also advocates extreme hostility against detractors to the organization. Part of the teachings explain that there are SPs (suppressed people) who are enemies of the church. These people, along with ex-members of the church, fall under the CoS “open game” policy - essentially, they are to be harrassed and may be abused. Mark Bunker, the man behind XenuTV, has some massive courage and has documented some examples of this hostility on tape. XenuTV attempts to expose the CoS through video streams, and some of his media shows confrontations where CoS members forcibly grab the camera and threaten to break it. In other videos, CoS members gang up around him, yelling at him and trying to provoke him to anger. It’s disgusting behavior, and yet Mark Bunker consistently keeps a cool head and a light demeanor. Mr. Bunker has gained infamy among CoS, and supposedly CoS members have even picketed his house.

Further, there are stories from ex-CoS members detailing how the CoS becomes extremely hostile to them. There is a policy of disconnection within the church, which states that ex-members cannot be communicated with. I’ve read plenty of first-hand accounts of how a person is cut off from his or her family because they left the church. This also makes leaving the church difficult, as a person is required to give a lot of their life to the church in order to advance through its teachings. Of course their friends and close associates with then be fellow CoS members - when you leave, you’re left with nobody to turn to, and those people you knew are suddenly against you. I highly recommend reading the story of Tory Bezazian, a woman who became involved with the CoS and eventually achieved a position pitting her against Usenet detractors. It’s a long read, but the end details her leaving CoS and is totally unreal - it details her “defection” to an anti-CoS group, and how she was intercepted at the airport by CoS who attempted to prevent her from leaving. Even after she’d landed, the CoS was there to attempt to stop her once more. This organization operates in incredibly frightening ways.

If you’d like even more information, visit Operation Clambake. Clambake and other Scientology detractors have claimed that the way to dismantle Scientology is through proper litigation. However, Scientology has remained an entity that not many people know about. Further, they have a number of movie celebrities among their ranks (most notably Tom Cruise). Scientology seems poised to take a number of unknowing people in and grow unabated.
(the two summaries above were written by my good friend AnimeXreme over at this LJ. I won’t link so he doesn’t get spammed up but he made some good points)

ANOTHER PICTURE POST TO FILL IN SOME TIME!

Oh 4Chan. How I love thee.

The Internet has Desensitised Me. Now Nothing Shocks Me.

My friend said to me the other day that he was worried and I asked him why. He replied he was worried that after seeing so much weird, perverted, violent stuff on the internet from when he was a teenager he now no longer is shocked by it. The example he gave was that in 4chan there is a Hentai Section with normal Hentai in it and a Hentai/Alternative section with tentacle rape, dick girls and other strange Hentai related images. He didn’t realise that the Hentai alternative section wasn’t the normal Hentai section for ages. He didn’t even realise there was a normal Hentai section. To him this was just normal, he didn’t find it shocking. When he said that I realised that I too thought that /d/ the Hentai Alternative section on 4chan was just for normal Hentai too. Is it really like that? Is the fact we have been exposed to things like goatse and tubgirl and really weird Hentai from a young age mean that things that shock everyone else are just the norm to us now? I had to investigate why and how this happened.

4chan is the first thing we need to look at when thinking about why Geeks and Internet Addicts are desensitised to the horrors of the Internet. I mean it’s not the worst site on the Internet by far but like there are things in /b/ that would disgust any normal person. I don’t go in /b/ but I have been a regular on an IRC chat channel since I was about 17 that loves /b/. It’s an anime related IRC chat channel that never talks about Anime. It’s all rape, sex, violence and gross outs mostly. But the thing is every time something disgusting from /b/ was linked, or something totally racist or something about rape or Loli I never batted an eyelid. I was just like *click**look**lol**close*. Is this bad? Because I know I’m not the only person out there with a sense of humour so much in the gutter. I know many people who find things that I find funny that a lot of people would just be grossed out by. Have we crossed a line or are we just a new kind of culture? Forget the MTV Generation we are the 4chan Generation.

Another friend of mine finds Anime quite disturbing. A few years back we were sitting in Borders and I was going down the Onegai Teacher art book and squeeing at the goodness inside. He pointed out that one of the girls rolling around in her underwear very much exposed looked like she was about 14 years old. I said “No no she has a condition that makes her look that way. Like the boy doesn’t look his age. She’s actually 21 or something”. He looked at me funny because I had quite calmly explained why the fact she was an obvious Loli wasn’t actually that bad because of the story of the Anime. He responded with “But she still looks 14. That doesn’t change that” and I shrugged and told him he just didn’t understand Anime. Anime is a strange medium I think because there really are no boundaries. It’s like.. anything goes. So we watch things that you would never ever see on TV in the West and then just think nothing of them after that. Like they banned an episode of Pokemon in the West where James was in a Bikini and had huge breasts. It was ok to air in Japan to the kids but here it was too controversial.

I think now that everyone has access to the internet its pretty hard to not become desensitised to things. They worry about violent films on the TV making their kids desensitised to things but to be fair it’s probably seeing photos of people smashed against trains or the after math of car crashes on the internet that’s doing it. I don’t know if it’s such a bad thing. I mean I am hardly a bad person, I have a good moral conscience and know right from wrong. So I laugh at things some people would think are sensitive areas or couldn’t find funny. That’s hardly making me evil. I think I am hardly alone in my being desensitized to a lot of bad things and therefore that hardly makes me a freak on nature.

You never know though. I may find something shocking one day and not laugh at it.

Encyclopedia Dramatica Article of the Week 6!

 So i herd u liek mudkip

A Young Person’s Guide to Mudkips

So you claim to liek Mudkips? Well then, you are an unholy anime fag with a penchant for that fag-out-of-Pokemon’s dick. But that is fine, really—to each his own.

Spawned from a DeviantArt comment inviting someone to their Pokémon group, the comment basically used the person’s apparent like of Mudkips to perhaps entice the user to join their group. Whether or not said person actually joined is unknown.

It eventually spawned a very popular piece of copypasta on 4chan’s /b/ telling a story about someone at a school asking “So i herd u liek mudkips” to some retard who screams back “I LUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS!” This resulted in the retard dry humping a Mudkips doll in the school hallways.

VOTE FOR MUDKIP ON FLAVOR OF LOVE 3. [1]

Since then, many people have become obsessed with Mudkips.

What mudkips do to our youth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhyQ7B4wy88

Corrupt with their partying wayz: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYM05Wqg9G4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVX3ebKZtHY

Hitler and the Mudkip

When Hitler took the reign in Germany he promised them the Endsieg. For this he used MUDKIPZ! When Hilter finally killed himself he also killed his cousin/wife and even his dog, but he couldn’t bring himself to kill his beloved Mudkipz.

The Copypasta

One day on Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brough a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.

“So I heard you like Mudkips…”

“Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUURVE MUDKIPS.”

“O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is..” (he cuts me off before I could said ‘if you were a Mudkips’) “OF COURSE.”

“Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and.”

Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violenly humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips, I started to walk away, because there is no way I’d be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.

Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn’t want to be involved.

I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up ‘EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF’ sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.

I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.

So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling “I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I’M GONNA SUE…” and it was cut off.

I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and ‘whatever else happened.’ The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.

So I ask you: Do you like Mudkips?

By the way, you MUST ALWAYS EVOLVE IT INTO A MUDKIP! YES

Also, here’s a question to ponder: How much mud could a Mudkip kip if a Mudkip could kip mud?

What People Are Saying About Mudkips

• Roselias aren’t red, mudkips are blue, in Soviet Russia, mud kips you. –Phoenix 17:01, 4 August 2007 (CDT)

• Mudkips saved my life –Anonikip 12:38, 17 July 2007 (GMT)

• Mudkips are superior human beings, OMG CONSPIRACY –Balci 17:26, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

• koreans eated my mudkips –I giv lulz 18:41, 29 June 2007 (CDT)

• I herd mudkip leiks u.–WatchHawk 21:12, 13 June 2007 (CDT)

• I like mudkips! –Ashmodai 21:28, 5 September 2006 (UTC)

• I neva leave mah house withah mah Mudkips. — Dreadnought 10:20 PM - 28 June, 2007

• I liek mudkips almost as much as i liek mudcocks –GayStation2 16:28, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

• I liek mudkips MOAR then U! –JailBait 00:50, 07 December 2006 (UTC)

• I liek mudkips moar than zeh computerz har har! http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/8/8e/Mudkiplazer.JPG

• Mudkips doesn’t care about black people –O.C. 03:31, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

• I especially liek mudkips in a lively Boullabaise sauce. With added Vitamin B. Served on a Swastika tablecloth. –Chemical Smelly 01:01, 18 October 2006 (UTC)

• OMG! I ♥ MUDKIPS!@5#!%%!!! –Riboflavin 20:12, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

• MUDKIPZZZZ FTW-Ket ^Refill/lol 08:57, 8 September 2006 (UTC)

• What the hell are mudkips? I still don’t get it. –girlvinyl 18:07, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

• Fuck you. Poenews 02:37, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

• Mudkip and I are not speaking right now. - Internet H.

• Mudkips, moar liek bulbasaurs zombie_bomb 20:16, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

• Which is cool cause you were trolled off this site. –Sheneequa • Talk 04:37, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

• I loev Mudkips. –Megamudkip 17:48, 28 June 2007 (CDT)

• Needs moar mudkipz!11!1!!1oneone112three! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ –Stfuashley 00:39, 25 July 2007

• Aaaahh we ♥ that fucking mudkip in Ecuador –Token Latino 05:08, 4 October 2006 (UTC)

• If by “liek” you mean “hate”, and by “mudkips” you mean “a punch to the urethra” Then yes, I fucking liek mudkips. –infernocanuck 22:38, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

• I like irish mudkip. –mandely

• WATER KITTIES!!! >^_^< –Red Pooka 04:23, 31

• Much more that the other two, i forget their names, they suck–AnYoNe! 18:52, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

• mudkips r teh secks –alakazam9891 October 2006 (UTC)

• Personally speaking, I perfers Munkgskipaslg. –Is It Cos I Is Black? 05:13, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

• i wuv mudkrapz Jesuitx 04:11, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

• Mudkip r rock. –Sheneequa • Talk 04:16, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

• I fucking love fucking mudkips –Kumori 23:10, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

• ILU Mudkips <3 <3 <3 OMG KAWAII ^____^!!!!1111 –Blu Aardvark 04:37, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

• i fucking love mudkips –subseven 09:19, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

• u dont haf to liek mudkipz 4 them 2 eat u out. Her schism 06:21, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

• Everyone lieks mudkips. — Some faggot 13:16, 24 December (UTC)

• I lieks teh mudkips. — Red Machine D 16:00, 24 December (UTC)

• I liek mudkip. In a zesty balsamic vinegar glaze. — Snuffy Livingston 06:34, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

• Well, it’s a pretty attractive little creature. I kind of want to put my penis on it. ChairmanMeow 06:47, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

• I’ve had mixed feelings about Mudkip for years but while we do fight a lot I know deep down in my heart that I liek Mudkip, I just hope it feels the same way. –Entropy 04:28, 6 January 2007 (UTC)

• I let my mudkipz masturbate into my beef-flavored ramen noodelz. ^_^ –Caesius 02:01, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

• In Communist Russia, mudkip raepes YOU –odrama bin hepin 02:23, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

• I have no idea what to say about mudkips other than I liek them. –Kazi 03:28, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

• MUDKIPS DID WTC, LOL. The Airport Vandal 12:48, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

• A mudkip is fine too. –KN 15:30, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

• Mudkips are AWWWWWWRIGHT! — John Dublin 17:30, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

• Someone once asked of me, “do u liek mudkips?” Of course, I replied, “I LIEK MUDKIPS!” in a very loud, very angry voice. That guy died of AIDS. True story. –Brightmotor 05:40, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

• i think there’s a bit of mudkip in all of us. –Super Jamie 10:14, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

• i don’t liek mudkips. i liek woopers… Cirrus 13:29, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

• Then you are gay! I liek mudkips 4eva <3<3<3 The Towel of Doom 13:32, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

• ♥! ♥! ♥! ♥! ♥! ♥! ♥! ♥MissEchelon 13:35, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

• MUDKIPS?!? WE CAN’T AFFORD TO LOSE NO STINKIN’ MUDKIPS. SEND IN A COUPLE O’ NIGGERS. Mustardayonnaise 18:26, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

• I didn’t fuck that mudkip, stop writing lies about me on webpages. I just liek them =( –User:Vodkaz

• One does not simply liek into mudkips. –Qax the duk 00:18, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

• I liek Mudkips about as much as I hate the huegness of my Xbox. A LOT! –KaTOS 12:55 01/12/07 //[www.pgbdynasty.com]//

• When my friend told me about mudkips, i knew, before i even saw a pic, while he was trading it to me, somehow I already knew deep inside that I lieked them. I could feel it in the link cable. –Ma$s / 12:57 PM :: Jan. 12th, 2007 [M2]

• Mudkips killed my father and raped my mother –BeamYosho 04:26, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
  • HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS –BeamYosho 04:30, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

• I have a mudkip, it makes me feel sort of warm THERE and kind of tingly inside. Are you feeling warm THERE and tingly, te he te he te he, do you want to play with my mudkip? Emo6irl 10:50, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

• I’d like to wrap myself in mudkips… –KanmuX

• Mudkips? Never heard. –Sigmundur 23:30, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

• Sometimes I like to go into some heavy petting with my mudkip… –Hakenkreuz 03:18, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

• A wizard turned me into a mudkip, and it IS awesome! _A RAPE SPIDER _APPROACHES! 08:25, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

• All your lieks are belong to mudkips lolzz. Sorry, no one said it yet, and I just had to. –S 04:20, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

• Hey guys, sorry I’m late. Is it too late to jump on this meme??? –CATS 14:17, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

• I once open mouth kissed a mudkip. –Astro 23:19, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

• I like your Mudkip, if you know what I’m saying. –Fukkensaved 00:24, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

• Mudkips make me hard –Trollcat 10:17, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

• moar Mudkip on toast I 16:47, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

• I used to liek mudkip but not now he is an father of Anna Nicole Smith’s child –Anzac 20:08, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

• I loveth mudkip. Although I heard Ioji haets mudkip.–Pokchu 23:26, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

• Mudkipz were actually responsible for Steve Irwin’s death. They used their BUBBLA BEAM LAWL –DarthMethodist 08:06, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

• I am a secksy mudkipz –Ebola 08:10, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

• I liek mudkip but mudkip doesn’t liek me. –Radioshed 21:09, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

• Mudkipz haxs mah penize LoL. My Mudkipz praise satan, but than became an EMO, any healps on how to make him an hero? –Huntrax 17:38, 25 February 2007

• MUDKIPS JUSTICE should be some kind of television show. Pandamandan87 20:43, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

• wen i see mudkip i go “EEEEEEEEEEEENF” becuz it is the sound of my e-ternal luv 4 dem –Spasticfleisch 01:14, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

• i’ve finally realized what mudkips really are, and am sickened– my second thought was MUDKIPS R FINE 2, bt it was too late, & i realized i ws a filthy faggot :,\ Molulster 02:55, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

• time spent with mudkips are never wasted - Blamethrower 02:45, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

• I live for mudkipz and their beautiful faces. –Christpuncher 03:55, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

• If I see that fucking mudkip one more time. - Point59 4:46 03 March 2007 (UTC)

• In Soviet Kanukistan, Mudkip liek YOU! –Jawsome 17:32, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

• That’s not funny. A mudkip killed my brother that way. –Litterbox 21:07, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

• I hear they’re good with BBQ sauce - LizardKing 13:09, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

• I WOULD SURE AS HELL FUCK A MUDKIPS - BURK 2:00, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

• When I’m feeling depressed but want to chear up: I just think of mudkips. –Nihlidos 08:08, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

• Bitch, what the fuck were you thinking? I will rape you in front of your own mama, and then fuck that bitch in the eyesockets until her old ass is dead! Oh….. yea….. mudkips are cool, I guess.Cronos12390 18:08, 2 April 2007 (UTC)

• I liek you -Mudkip 04:16, 8 April 2007 (GMT+1)

• u herd rite -LightningBaron 15:53, 10 April 2007 (GMT+1)

• I love Mudkip, and it loves me. In fact, it made me gay Wagtrain 22:01, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

• I thought mudkips were some kind of cookies…But I don’t liek them. They haev AIDS. Eumary 22:01, 13 April 2007 (GMT-4)

• ANYONE WHO WOULDN’T BEAT THEIR BABY TO DEATH FOR SAYING “DADA” INSTEAD OF “MUDKIP” IS A FILTHY RACIST THERE I SAID IT Kuraigunoir 9:56, 19 April 2007 (GMT+10)

• I traded my shiny pidgey for a mudkip! — Tekjester 11:35, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

• What the fuck are mudkips? Whatever they are, they need MOAR MUDKIPZ! –Khalnath 05:00, 11 June 2007 (CDT)

• SWAMPERT R BETTAR! OrangeNub 20:54, 13 June 2007 (CDT)

• Some times all I wanna do is FUCK a mudkips. If I ever met one I would take it, put it on the counter, and rape its ass, Mudkipz would have a little tiny scream, For It hurts. I keep doing that, After that I apologize for any pain that I caused him. After, I would drink some water, and then lay mudkipz down in a bath, I’de cut mudkipz to pieces, she sees a tear drop fall from my eyes over what Im doing, she apologizes with her sad eyes and the water drowns her while the blood is leaving her. There is blood all over my bath tub. Mudkipz has a giant cut from her back to her stomach. I then go to the forest, I have sex with mudkips some more. Then I would notice that there are 13 year old boys playing pokemon. I leave mudkips out there, and say “good bye my love”. I can hear her voices in my head saying “goodbye.. I love you”. I leave. As im leaving some genuis walks out and sees mudkips. Him and the rest of his friends are scarred for life. Rembrant 21:07, 13 June 2007 (CDT)

• I’d hit it. Sexually, of course. Jimbobbowilly 21:11, 13 June 2007 (CDT)

• Teh Mudkipz will l33T h4×0rz urs! kutaap 16:16, 14 june 2007

• Where the fuck am I? wrongplace nigger 16:55, 14 june 2007

• I liek mudkip. So does everyone else. Conformity.charlottethedinosaur 18:00, 14 June 2007

• A mudkip lead to another. PizzaBoy108 14:30, 22 June 2007

• Bitches don’t know about my mudkipz. PizzaBoy108 14:38, 22 June 2007

• Juggling with mudkipz is said to bring good luck and increased penis size. PizzaBoy108 14:36, 22 June 2007

• JESUS CHRIST, IT’S A MUDKIP!!! GET IN THE POKECENTER!!! Genericname 22:15, 28 June 2007

• Im in your mudkip firin‘ mah water gun.

cainycainy 18:36, 29 June 2007

• Mudkips+Rule 34= HAPY PEEPL UV TEH INTARWEBZ!!! Zydare 00:25, 3 July 2007

• Who the fuck watches Pokemon after age 6?? s1lentGFX 15:03PM 5 July 2007

• That’s not mud… Super Buick 9:18 8 July 2007

• Mudkips make sweet sex to me. Sweet sex makes sweet level 5 mudkips. i call my babyy DALEIKABLE SHOOPA

• It is delicious mudkips. You must have some. Kalp45 00:19, 11 July 2007 (CDT)

• Liek ZOMGZ MUDKIPZ. I’ll sexual abuse it…. The slit its wrists… Veritcally–ThanosMadTitan23 14:43, 20 July 2007 (CDT)

• Teh Mudkipz owe my life. I <3 them. zonck^talk 12:06, 22 July 2007 (CDT)

• I liek mudkipz because they fatha my childrenzzz lolzzz. hot dam animalcrackermagician

• I leik mudkipzz cuz i like to birth dem outta my butt. dayyumm.roar me brooke

• I fucking hate Mudkips. They’re gay pieces of shit. Gabriel d’Anjou

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• I ate a Mudkips once, and honestly…meh. ZombieCola 22:49, 27 July 2007 (CDT)

• I heard that motherfucker had like, thirty goddamn mudkips. Brash 02:27, 28 July 2007 (CDT)

• Ninjas like mudkips. You should too. –Thatguywhodidthatthing 15:23, 4 August 2007 (CDT)

• So I haerd u liek Seaking. Wait. Shit. Hag

• So I herd mudkips liek me. Burgerking3000 21:32, 9 August 2007 (CDT)

• I lieks mudkipzs bcuz tehm r leet. tehm mudkipz r so leet, tehm liek use steroids to raise strenght in pokemans games. barry bonds=weaksauce next to juiced mudkipz. btw, mudkipz makes teh best leetsauce ever. mudkipz 4ever!!!1111

• If you do not liek teh mudkipz, you should be Perma-banned from life. Srsly. Enigmatarius 12:00, 13 August 2007 (CDT)

• Evar wonder why Happy Negro is so Happy? Because he lieks mudkipz. Shinobiroronoa 12:52, 15 August 2007 (CDT)

Wikipedian Resistance

Many TOW fanbois are severely butthurt over the continued growth in Mudkips’ loev. To them, the Mudkip Pokemon is not notable as a meme or otherwise, and neither is any information about the most famous and beloved Pokemon.

A wannabe admin called Apostrophe (or ‘ as he prefers to be called since he’s to kewl for skewl) is the self-appointed guardian of all thing Pokemon on TOW. It will revert any attempt to inject lulz into an otherwise tragically uninteresting topic and has claimed that “memes are never notable” in edit summaries when removing such things as the delicious Mudkips copypasta and related macros. So sensitive is this Miltopian faggot that he frequently lashes out like a widdle baby with a poopy nappy when he finds evidence of Mudkips liek on TOW and once threatened to report a member of Mudkips Nation to Mongo for WP:No Personal Attacks during a Talk page flame war over Mudkips.

You can help Mudkips receive the recognition they so justly deserve by doing something positive to the TOW Mudkip article, liek unredirecting it from List of Pokemon article, making sure to use the word “liek” everywhere, even in the summary of edits that is never shown on the main page, and you will most surely be reverted. Let the drama and lulz ensue.

They can take away our contribs, but they will nevar take our MUDKIPZ! If you have a longstanding account on wikipedia, you might want to visit the Mudkip article, and argue with wikipedia’s staff of high school teenagers Mudkip specialists about Mudkip biology, or the fact that Mudkips are kind, loving creatures that need to be lieked.

IRL Mudkips

The “GFP Axolotl” is now available. If that sounds complicated, its because Mudkip Science is Serious business. Basically what it means to you and me is a Mudkip without the all important head-fin, that glows in the dark. What good is that, you might ask? Well, scientists at a lab secretly funded by Nintendo are hard at work experimenting with perfecting the ectopic dorsal fin. Ectopic as in “In the wrong spot” and “Dorsal fin” as in Lizard Mohawk. Do the math folks: Axolotl + Ectopic Dorsal Headfin = IRL MUDKIP, FUCK YEAH! Oh yeah, it will probably glow in the dark if you shine an ultraviolet LED on it, which also rocks.

Pray for Mudkips

A fellow mudkip lover calles in 99.5 KKLA to have them say a prayer for our little friend!

Wikipedia MUDKIPS

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mudskipper

Trash the fuck out it, with “So I Herd You Liek Mudkips” in random areas, repeatedly.

See also

• Mudkipchan
• FUCK YEAH SEAKING
• Wiki also lieks?!? No wai!
• Seakip

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