BEST MEME EVER

Because I seem to be Obsessed with Anonymous

It is no secret that I have an intrest in this Anonymous Situation that’s going on at the moment. It’s taken over my You Tube time and has taken my attention away from Britney Spears being commited. It might just be me but the Anonymous videos on YouTube from some of the “members” can actually be very entertaining. Though the most entertaining ones are usually when the member isn’t actually in the video (therefore not breaking the rules on Anonymous). So I decided to make a bit of a compilation of all my favs. Paul Fetch may think everyone will HATE ME FOR SUPPORTING ANONYMOUS but I know better than he does

ANONYCAT

OH NOEZ! THEY ARE GOING AFTER LOLCATS!

ENGLISH GIRL SHOUTS A LOT

TOM CRUISE TALKS TO MR FETCH

I AM ANONYMOUS

EVEN ANIME LOLZ

LOLZ

Maybe some more.. once I have watched some more.

Another case of “WTF?!?” Bought to us by Japan

WHAT THE HELL?!

Seriously What the hell, who on earth would buy this? *LAUGHS* She is pooping Fire. I mean she must have eaten some MEAN curry that night and now has the worst case of the shits known to man. I don’t even know how to explain this to anyone. But this image brings us to our new segment called “CRAZY SHIT FROM JAPAN” where once a week we shall show you what you can buy from the land of Mentalness where anything goes.

Don’t you love shitting fire girl? xD

Go Zombie Dancers Go!

I’m sure this is old news to some of you but I only discovered the Zombie Dancers a few days ago so it will be NEW NEWS to some people so lay off (: I love the Zombie Dancers. I have seen enough Hare Hare Yukais and Lucky Star dances now and they all seem to be the same. So it was nice to see people doing the dance but messing around too, or even when they were doing it properly adding their own style to it. So Props go out to the Zombie dancers. May you dance many more Anime Dances.

Neon Genesis Evangelion

Lucky Star

Hare Hare Yukai

Am I the only one that thinks the Hare Hare Yukai is ENHANCED by the Thrusting? xD

Enjoy!

The Internet has Desensitised Me. Now Nothing Shocks Me.

My friend said to me the other day that he was worried and I asked him why. He replied he was worried that after seeing so much weird, perverted, violent stuff on the internet from when he was a teenager he now no longer is shocked by it. The example he gave was that in 4chan there is a Hentai Section with normal Hentai in it and a Hentai/Alternative section with tentacle rape, dick girls and other strange Hentai related images. He didn’t realise that the Hentai alternative section wasn’t the normal Hentai section for ages. He didn’t even realise there was a normal Hentai section. To him this was just normal, he didn’t find it shocking. When he said that I realised that I too thought that /d/ the Hentai Alternative section on 4chan was just for normal Hentai too. Is it really like that? Is the fact we have been exposed to things like goatse and tubgirl and really weird Hentai from a young age mean that things that shock everyone else are just the norm to us now? I had to investigate why and how this happened.

4chan is the first thing we need to look at when thinking about why Geeks and Internet Addicts are desensitised to the horrors of the Internet. I mean it’s not the worst site on the Internet by far but like there are things in /b/ that would disgust any normal person. I don’t go in /b/ but I have been a regular on an IRC chat channel since I was about 17 that loves /b/. It’s an anime related IRC chat channel that never talks about Anime. It’s all rape, sex, violence and gross outs mostly. But the thing is every time something disgusting from /b/ was linked, or something totally racist or something about rape or Loli I never batted an eyelid. I was just like *click**look**lol**close*. Is this bad? Because I know I’m not the only person out there with a sense of humour so much in the gutter. I know many people who find things that I find funny that a lot of people would just be grossed out by. Have we crossed a line or are we just a new kind of culture? Forget the MTV Generation we are the 4chan Generation.

Another friend of mine finds Anime quite disturbing. A few years back we were sitting in Borders and I was going down the Onegai Teacher art book and squeeing at the goodness inside. He pointed out that one of the girls rolling around in her underwear very much exposed looked like she was about 14 years old. I said “No no she has a condition that makes her look that way. Like the boy doesn’t look his age. She’s actually 21 or something”. He looked at me funny because I had quite calmly explained why the fact she was an obvious Loli wasn’t actually that bad because of the story of the Anime. He responded with “But she still looks 14. That doesn’t change that” and I shrugged and told him he just didn’t understand Anime. Anime is a strange medium I think because there really are no boundaries. It’s like.. anything goes. So we watch things that you would never ever see on TV in the West and then just think nothing of them after that. Like they banned an episode of Pokemon in the West where James was in a Bikini and had huge breasts. It was ok to air in Japan to the kids but here it was too controversial.

I think now that everyone has access to the internet its pretty hard to not become desensitised to things. They worry about violent films on the TV making their kids desensitised to things but to be fair it’s probably seeing photos of people smashed against trains or the after math of car crashes on the internet that’s doing it. I don’t know if it’s such a bad thing. I mean I am hardly a bad person, I have a good moral conscience and know right from wrong. So I laugh at things some people would think are sensitive areas or couldn’t find funny. That’s hardly making me evil. I think I am hardly alone in my being desensitized to a lot of bad things and therefore that hardly makes me a freak on nature.

You never know though. I may find something shocking one day and not laugh at it.

Just to Hide The Fact I’ve Not Wrote an Article in Months…

Here, enjoy this video of the greatest advert ever to hit UK TV’s.

Brilliant.

Nick xx

Encyclopedia Dramatica Article of the Week 6!

 So i herd u liek mudkip

A Young Person’s Guide to Mudkips

So you claim to liek Mudkips? Well then, you are an unholy anime fag with a penchant for that fag-out-of-Pokemon’s dick. But that is fine, really—to each his own.

Spawned from a DeviantArt comment inviting someone to their Pokémon group, the comment basically used the person’s apparent like of Mudkips to perhaps entice the user to join their group. Whether or not said person actually joined is unknown.

It eventually spawned a very popular piece of copypasta on 4chan’s /b/ telling a story about someone at a school asking “So i herd u liek mudkips” to some retard who screams back “I LUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS!” This resulted in the retard dry humping a Mudkips doll in the school hallways.

VOTE FOR MUDKIP ON FLAVOR OF LOVE 3. [1]

Since then, many people have become obsessed with Mudkips.

What mudkips do to our youth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhyQ7B4wy88

Corrupt with their partying wayz: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYM05Wqg9G4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVX3ebKZtHY

Hitler and the Mudkip

When Hitler took the reign in Germany he promised them the Endsieg. For this he used MUDKIPZ! When Hilter finally killed himself he also killed his cousin/wife and even his dog, but he couldn’t bring himself to kill his beloved Mudkipz.

The Copypasta

One day on Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brough a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.

“So I heard you like Mudkips…”

“Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUURVE MUDKIPS.”

“O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is..” (he cuts me off before I could said ‘if you were a Mudkips’) “OF COURSE.”

“Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and.”

Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violenly humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips, I started to walk away, because there is no way I’d be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.

Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn’t want to be involved.

I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up ‘EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF’ sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.

I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.

So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling “I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I’M GONNA SUE…” and it was cut off.

I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and ‘whatever else happened.’ The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.

So I ask you: Do you like Mudkips?

By the way, you MUST ALWAYS EVOLVE IT INTO A MUDKIP! YES

Also, here’s a question to ponder: How much mud could a Mudkip kip if a Mudkip could kip mud?

What People Are Saying About Mudkips

• Roselias aren’t red, mudkips are blue, in Soviet Russia, mud kips you. –Phoenix 17:01, 4 August 2007 (CDT)

• Mudkips saved my life –Anonikip 12:38, 17 July 2007 (GMT)

• Mudkips are superior human beings, OMG CONSPIRACY –Balci 17:26, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

• koreans eated my mudkips –I giv lulz 18:41, 29 June 2007 (CDT)

• I herd mudkip leiks u.–WatchHawk 21:12, 13 June 2007 (CDT)

• I like mudkips! –Ashmodai 21:28, 5 September 2006 (UTC)

• I neva leave mah house withah mah Mudkips. — Dreadnought 10:20 PM - 28 June, 2007

• I liek mudkips almost as much as i liek mudcocks –GayStation2 16:28, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

• I liek mudkips MOAR then U! –JailBait 00:50, 07 December 2006 (UTC)

• I liek mudkips moar than zeh computerz har har! http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/8/8e/Mudkiplazer.JPG

• Mudkips doesn’t care about black people –O.C. 03:31, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

• I especially liek mudkips in a lively Boullabaise sauce. With added Vitamin B. Served on a Swastika tablecloth. –Chemical Smelly 01:01, 18 October 2006 (UTC)

• OMG! I ♥ MUDKIPS!@5#!%%!!! –Riboflavin 20:12, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

• MUDKIPZZZZ FTW-Ket ^Refill/lol 08:57, 8 September 2006 (UTC)

• What the hell are mudkips? I still don’t get it. –girlvinyl 18:07, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

• Fuck you. Poenews 02:37, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

• Mudkip and I are not speaking right now. - Internet H.

• Mudkips, moar liek bulbasaurs zombie_bomb 20:16, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

• Which is cool cause you were trolled off this site. –Sheneequa • Talk 04:37, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

• I loev Mudkips. –Megamudkip 17:48, 28 June 2007 (CDT)

• Needs moar mudkipz!11!1!!1oneone112three! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ –Stfuashley 00:39, 25 July 2007

• Aaaahh we ♥ that fucking mudkip in Ecuador –Token Latino 05:08, 4 October 2006 (UTC)

• If by “liek” you mean “hate”, and by “mudkips” you mean “a punch to the urethra” Then yes, I fucking liek mudkips. –infernocanuck 22:38, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

• I like irish mudkip. –mandely

• WATER KITTIES!!! >^_^< –Red Pooka 04:23, 31

• Much more that the other two, i forget their names, they suck–AnYoNe! 18:52, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

• mudkips r teh secks –alakazam9891 October 2006 (UTC)

• Personally speaking, I perfers Munkgskipaslg. –Is It Cos I Is Black? 05:13, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

• i wuv mudkrapz Jesuitx 04:11, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

• Mudkip r rock. –Sheneequa • Talk 04:16, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

• I fucking love fucking mudkips –Kumori 23:10, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

• ILU Mudkips <3 <3 <3 OMG KAWAII ^____^!!!!1111 –Blu Aardvark 04:37, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

• i fucking love mudkips –subseven 09:19, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

• u dont haf to liek mudkipz 4 them 2 eat u out. Her schism 06:21, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

• Everyone lieks mudkips. — Some faggot 13:16, 24 December (UTC)

• I lieks teh mudkips. — Red Machine D 16:00, 24 December (UTC)

• I liek mudkip. In a zesty balsamic vinegar glaze. — Snuffy Livingston 06:34, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

• Well, it’s a pretty attractive little creature. I kind of want to put my penis on it. ChairmanMeow 06:47, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

• I’ve had mixed feelings about Mudkip for years but while we do fight a lot I know deep down in my heart that I liek Mudkip, I just hope it feels the same way. –Entropy 04:28, 6 January 2007 (UTC)

• I let my mudkipz masturbate into my beef-flavored ramen noodelz. ^_^ –Caesius 02:01, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

• In Communist Russia, mudkip raepes YOU –odrama bin hepin 02:23, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

• I have no idea what to say about mudkips other than I liek them. –Kazi 03:28, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

• MUDKIPS DID WTC, LOL. The Airport Vandal 12:48, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

• A mudkip is fine too. –KN 15:30, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

• Mudkips are AWWWWWWRIGHT! — John Dublin 17:30, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

• Someone once asked of me, “do u liek mudkips?” Of course, I replied, “I LIEK MUDKIPS!” in a very loud, very angry voice. That guy died of AIDS. True story. –Brightmotor 05:40, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

• i think there’s a bit of mudkip in all of us. –Super Jamie 10:14, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

• i don’t liek mudkips. i liek woopers… Cirrus 13:29, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

• Then you are gay! I liek mudkips 4eva <3<3<3 The Towel of Doom 13:32, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

• ♥! ♥! ♥! ♥! ♥! ♥! ♥! ♥MissEchelon 13:35, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

• MUDKIPS?!? WE CAN’T AFFORD TO LOSE NO STINKIN’ MUDKIPS. SEND IN A COUPLE O’ NIGGERS. Mustardayonnaise 18:26, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

• I didn’t fuck that mudkip, stop writing lies about me on webpages. I just liek them =( –User:Vodkaz

• One does not simply liek into mudkips. –Qax the duk 00:18, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

• I liek Mudkips about as much as I hate the huegness of my Xbox. A LOT! –KaTOS 12:55 01/12/07 //[www.pgbdynasty.com]//

• When my friend told me about mudkips, i knew, before i even saw a pic, while he was trading it to me, somehow I already knew deep inside that I lieked them. I could feel it in the link cable. –Ma$s / 12:57 PM :: Jan. 12th, 2007 [M2]

• Mudkips killed my father and raped my mother –BeamYosho 04:26, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
  • HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS –BeamYosho 04:30, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

• I have a mudkip, it makes me feel sort of warm THERE and kind of tingly inside. Are you feeling warm THERE and tingly, te he te he te he, do you want to play with my mudkip? Emo6irl 10:50, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

• I’d like to wrap myself in mudkips… –KanmuX

• Mudkips? Never heard. –Sigmundur 23:30, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

• Sometimes I like to go into some heavy petting with my mudkip… –Hakenkreuz 03:18, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

• A wizard turned me into a mudkip, and it IS awesome! _A RAPE SPIDER _APPROACHES! 08:25, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

• All your lieks are belong to mudkips lolzz. Sorry, no one said it yet, and I just had to. –S 04:20, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

• Hey guys, sorry I’m late. Is it too late to jump on this meme??? –CATS 14:17, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

• I once open mouth kissed a mudkip. –Astro 23:19, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

• I like your Mudkip, if you know what I’m saying. –Fukkensaved 00:24, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

• Mudkips make me hard –Trollcat 10:17, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

• moar Mudkip on toast I 16:47, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

• I used to liek mudkip but not now he is an father of Anna Nicole Smith’s child –Anzac 20:08, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

• I loveth mudkip. Although I heard Ioji haets mudkip.–Pokchu 23:26, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

• Mudkipz were actually responsible for Steve Irwin’s death. They used their BUBBLA BEAM LAWL –DarthMethodist 08:06, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

• I am a secksy mudkipz –Ebola 08:10, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

• I liek mudkip but mudkip doesn’t liek me. –Radioshed 21:09, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

• Mudkipz haxs mah penize LoL. My Mudkipz praise satan, but than became an EMO, any healps on how to make him an hero? –Huntrax 17:38, 25 February 2007

• MUDKIPS JUSTICE should be some kind of television show. Pandamandan87 20:43, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

• wen i see mudkip i go “EEEEEEEEEEEENF” becuz it is the sound of my e-ternal luv 4 dem –Spasticfleisch 01:14, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

• i’ve finally realized what mudkips really are, and am sickened– my second thought was MUDKIPS R FINE 2, bt it was too late, & i realized i ws a filthy faggot :,\ Molulster 02:55, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

• time spent with mudkips are never wasted - Blamethrower 02:45, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

• I live for mudkipz and their beautiful faces. –Christpuncher 03:55, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

• If I see that fucking mudkip one more time. - Point59 4:46 03 March 2007 (UTC)

• In Soviet Kanukistan, Mudkip liek YOU! –Jawsome 17:32, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

• That’s not funny. A mudkip killed my brother that way. –Litterbox 21:07, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

• I hear they’re good with BBQ sauce - LizardKing 13:09, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

• I WOULD SURE AS HELL FUCK A MUDKIPS - BURK 2:00, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

• When I’m feeling depressed but want to chear up: I just think of mudkips. –Nihlidos 08:08, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

• Bitch, what the fuck were you thinking? I will rape you in front of your own mama, and then fuck that bitch in the eyesockets until her old ass is dead! Oh….. yea….. mudkips are cool, I guess.Cronos12390 18:08, 2 April 2007 (UTC)

• I liek you -Mudkip 04:16, 8 April 2007 (GMT+1)

• u herd rite -LightningBaron 15:53, 10 April 2007 (GMT+1)

• I love Mudkip, and it loves me. In fact, it made me gay Wagtrain 22:01, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

• I thought mudkips were some kind of cookies…But I don’t liek them. They haev AIDS. Eumary 22:01, 13 April 2007 (GMT-4)

• ANYONE WHO WOULDN’T BEAT THEIR BABY TO DEATH FOR SAYING “DADA” INSTEAD OF “MUDKIP” IS A FILTHY RACIST THERE I SAID IT Kuraigunoir 9:56, 19 April 2007 (GMT+10)

• I traded my shiny pidgey for a mudkip! — Tekjester 11:35, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

• What the fuck are mudkips? Whatever they are, they need MOAR MUDKIPZ! –Khalnath 05:00, 11 June 2007 (CDT)

• SWAMPERT R BETTAR! OrangeNub 20:54, 13 June 2007 (CDT)

• Some times all I wanna do is FUCK a mudkips. If I ever met one I would take it, put it on the counter, and rape its ass, Mudkipz would have a little tiny scream, For It hurts. I keep doing that, After that I apologize for any pain that I caused him. After, I would drink some water, and then lay mudkipz down in a bath, I’de cut mudkipz to pieces, she sees a tear drop fall from my eyes over what Im doing, she apologizes with her sad eyes and the water drowns her while the blood is leaving her. There is blood all over my bath tub. Mudkipz has a giant cut from her back to her stomach. I then go to the forest, I have sex with mudkips some more. Then I would notice that there are 13 year old boys playing pokemon. I leave mudkips out there, and say “good bye my love”. I can hear her voices in my head saying “goodbye.. I love you”. I leave. As im leaving some genuis walks out and sees mudkips. Him and the rest of his friends are scarred for life. Rembrant 21:07, 13 June 2007 (CDT)

• I’d hit it. Sexually, of course. Jimbobbowilly 21:11, 13 June 2007 (CDT)

• Teh Mudkipz will l33T h4×0rz urs! kutaap 16:16, 14 june 2007

• Where the fuck am I? wrongplace nigger 16:55, 14 june 2007

• I liek mudkip. So does everyone else. Conformity.charlottethedinosaur 18:00, 14 June 2007

• A mudkip lead to another. PizzaBoy108 14:30, 22 June 2007

• Bitches don’t know about my mudkipz. PizzaBoy108 14:38, 22 June 2007

• Juggling with mudkipz is said to bring good luck and increased penis size. PizzaBoy108 14:36, 22 June 2007

• JESUS CHRIST, IT’S A MUDKIP!!! GET IN THE POKECENTER!!! Genericname 22:15, 28 June 2007

• Im in your mudkip firin‘ mah water gun.

cainycainy 18:36, 29 June 2007

• Mudkips+Rule 34= HAPY PEEPL UV TEH INTARWEBZ!!! Zydare 00:25, 3 July 2007

• Who the fuck watches Pokemon after age 6?? s1lentGFX 15:03PM 5 July 2007

• That’s not mud… Super Buick 9:18 8 July 2007

• Mudkips make sweet sex to me. Sweet sex makes sweet level 5 mudkips. i call my babyy DALEIKABLE SHOOPA

• It is delicious mudkips. You must have some. Kalp45 00:19, 11 July 2007 (CDT)

• Liek ZOMGZ MUDKIPZ. I’ll sexual abuse it…. The slit its wrists… Veritcally–ThanosMadTitan23 14:43, 20 July 2007 (CDT)

• Teh Mudkipz owe my life. I <3 them. zonck^talk 12:06, 22 July 2007 (CDT)

• I liek mudkipz because they fatha my childrenzzz lolzzz. hot dam animalcrackermagician

• I leik mudkipzz cuz i like to birth dem outta my butt. dayyumm.roar me brooke

• I fucking hate Mudkips. They’re gay pieces of shit. Gabriel d’Anjou

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• I ate a Mudkips once, and honestly…meh. ZombieCola 22:49, 27 July 2007 (CDT)

• I heard that motherfucker had like, thirty goddamn mudkips. Brash 02:27, 28 July 2007 (CDT)

• Ninjas like mudkips. You should too. –Thatguywhodidthatthing 15:23, 4 August 2007 (CDT)

• So I haerd u liek Seaking. Wait. Shit. Hag

• So I herd mudkips liek me. Burgerking3000 21:32, 9 August 2007 (CDT)

• I lieks mudkipzs bcuz tehm r leet. tehm mudkipz r so leet, tehm liek use steroids to raise strenght in pokemans games. barry bonds=weaksauce next to juiced mudkipz. btw, mudkipz makes teh best leetsauce ever. mudkipz 4ever!!!1111

• If you do not liek teh mudkipz, you should be Perma-banned from life. Srsly. Enigmatarius 12:00, 13 August 2007 (CDT)

• Evar wonder why Happy Negro is so Happy? Because he lieks mudkipz. Shinobiroronoa 12:52, 15 August 2007 (CDT)

Wikipedian Resistance

Many TOW fanbois are severely butthurt over the continued growth in Mudkips’ loev. To them, the Mudkip Pokemon is not notable as a meme or otherwise, and neither is any information about the most famous and beloved Pokemon.

A wannabe admin called Apostrophe (or ‘ as he prefers to be called since he’s to kewl for skewl) is the self-appointed guardian of all thing Pokemon on TOW. It will revert any attempt to inject lulz into an otherwise tragically uninteresting topic and has claimed that “memes are never notable” in edit summaries when removing such things as the delicious Mudkips copypasta and related macros. So sensitive is this Miltopian faggot that he frequently lashes out like a widdle baby with a poopy nappy when he finds evidence of Mudkips liek on TOW and once threatened to report a member of Mudkips Nation to Mongo for WP:No Personal Attacks during a Talk page flame war over Mudkips.

You can help Mudkips receive the recognition they so justly deserve by doing something positive to the TOW Mudkip article, liek unredirecting it from List of Pokemon article, making sure to use the word “liek” everywhere, even in the summary of edits that is never shown on the main page, and you will most surely be reverted. Let the drama and lulz ensue.

They can take away our contribs, but they will nevar take our MUDKIPZ! If you have a longstanding account on wikipedia, you might want to visit the Mudkip article, and argue with wikipedia’s staff of high school teenagers Mudkip specialists about Mudkip biology, or the fact that Mudkips are kind, loving creatures that need to be lieked.

IRL Mudkips

The “GFP Axolotl” is now available. If that sounds complicated, its because Mudkip Science is Serious business. Basically what it means to you and me is a Mudkip without the all important head-fin, that glows in the dark. What good is that, you might ask? Well, scientists at a lab secretly funded by Nintendo are hard at work experimenting with perfecting the ectopic dorsal fin. Ectopic as in “In the wrong spot” and “Dorsal fin” as in Lizard Mohawk. Do the math folks: Axolotl + Ectopic Dorsal Headfin = IRL MUDKIP, FUCK YEAH! Oh yeah, it will probably glow in the dark if you shine an ultraviolet LED on it, which also rocks.

Pray for Mudkips

A fellow mudkip lover calles in 99.5 KKLA to have them say a prayer for our little friend!

Wikipedia MUDKIPS

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mudskipper

Trash the fuck out it, with “So I Herd You Liek Mudkips” in random areas, repeatedly.

See also

• Mudkipchan
• FUCK YEAH SEAKING
• Wiki also lieks?!? No wai!
• Seakip

You Know You Watch Too Much Anime When…

…you can speak intelligently in Japanese about spirits, demons, war, death, tournaments, magic, and profoundly soppy love affairs, but the prospect of buying a movie ticket leaves you tongue-tied.

…”hai,” “baka,” and “hentai” come to your lips so easily that sometimes you have difficulty remembering what the English words are.

…none of your friends study Japanese, but thanks to you, they all have 50-word vocabularies.

…and if they used them in front of their moms, they’d get their mouths washed out with soap.

…you go native, to the point of buying Japanese rice in 20-pound bags and clearing all of the furniture out of your living room so you can sit on the floor.

…it’s 3 am, and you and your best friend are on the brink of a fistfight over whether Ranma-chan or Ranma-kun is cuter.

…you have a Ranma outfit.

…and so does your significant other.

…you’re keeping an eye on your little sister for signs of slacking off during school, making eyes at the school’s only bishonen, and disappearing suspiciously often for “slumber parties,” because if she becomes a magic girl, you want in on the action.

…your friends stage an intervention.

…but only because they want your tapes.

…some poor ex-mugger still hears the words “LEKKA SHINEN!” in his nightmares.

…you never bothered getting your new apartment hooked up to cable, and even Babylon 5 is a take-it-or-leave-it thing… but anyone who gets in the way of your mission to get the next Slayers volume is dead.

…only, if you’d written the last sentence, you would have worded it, “Anyone who gets in my way is Nakago.”

…you’ve contemplated growing your hair long so that you can put it up in dumplings.

…and you’re a guy.

…you feel like less of a woman because you can’t put away 5,000 calories in one sitting.

…you’re despondent because your chances to become an anime heroine are completely shot–you can cook.

…you refer to 21 as “over the hill,” and get more depressed the closer that day comes; you’re not ready to join the forces of evil, dammit!

…it’s not a bad hair day, it’s a Zelgadis hair day.

…your parents draw you aside and ask you whether you’re a Satanist, since all of those symbols you practice drawing in your notebooks look awfully suspicious to them.

…your kids think that cartoons are supposed to have writing at the bottom.

Taken from here

4chan: KILLING YOUR LIVES!

I bring your attention to the following report that was on FoxNews about 4chan:

This is why you should not watch news stations like Fox who think THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. I mean look at this thing they claim 4chan users are HACKERS ON STEROIDS, DOMESTIC TERRORISTS and how 4chan is THE INTERNET HATE MACHINE. I mean come on, who is retarded enough to believe this rubbish?

Here are the facts people, 4chan is firstly NOT A SECRET WEBSITE ITS NOT! You can go to 4chan easily enough xD Its got cult status. If you ask most people where 4chan is they will tell you exactly where to go. People know 4chan, its infamous! Secondly THE INTERNET IS NOT SERIOUS BUSINESS. OH COME ON! I think I have said this a million times before but YOU CANT GET HURT ON THE INTERNET. All you have to do is ignore what is going on. OH NOEZ MY MYSPACE PAGE HAS BEEN HACKED OH NOEZ OH NOEZ I AM GOING TO DIE. Stop being so goddamn over dramatic! So they posted some Gay stuff on your MySpace, make a new one. Its not the end of the world. Why doyou have a MySpace anyway? My Space is gay in iteself.

So they say they are going to rape you, kill you and send death threats. The fact is they do not know where you live and unless you are stupid enough to post your address or phone numbers on your My Space accounts or anywhere else online they will NEVER be able to find you. For gods sake. To the mother who says her family were attacked by Anonymous so she bought a Dog, HOW THE HELL IS A DOG GOING TO DO ANYTHING? That’s just idiocy. The fact is you can choose to go on 4chan and you can choose not to go on 4chan. You can choose to ignore if /b/ comes after you or you can shout, argue and spam back. They can’t really hurt you at all via the internet.

THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS GOING ON IN THE WORLD THAN 4CHAN! THE INTERNET IS NOT SERIOUS BUSINESS AND BUYING A DOG WILL NOT PROTECT YOU FROM IT. STOP WHINING AND JUST IGNORE IT YOU BIG BUNCH OF IDIOTS.
The people at /b/ don’t take anything they say seriously, it is all for the lulz. The report says in shocking tones that they use anti-semetic and racist remarks. To be honest with you I’m sure most of us make racist jokes every now and then, we don’t mean them. My friends call me the Tinted one and Brown Town all the time, but because we know its not serious none of us care. I don’t think anyone on /b/ takes anything said there seriously and therefore don’t take offence. If you do take offence noone is telling you to go there and read whats going on. Why create hysteria about something that is really not doing anything to cause alarm about?

There is news out there that goes unreported. Injustice, death and atrocities that never get the airtime that they should. I am not surprised at FoxNews for doing this I just feel sorry for people who actually believe 4chan is something to worry about when there are so much more important things in the world. I feel sorry for those who think the internet is serious business.

4Chan

420Chan

ITS ALL FOR THE LULZ! THE LULZ!

xD

Encyclopedia Dramatica Article of the Week 4!

MY SPACE

I would like to remind you that noone here at Pink Domino wrote this article. It is extracted from Encyclopedia Dramatica for your lulz.
Serving as a hybrid of Friendster and Livejournal, Myspace (Pronounced: Mee-Spah-Tszche) provides attention whores across the internets with twice the ability for tasteless self-promotion. Myspace also is a haven for middle-class suburban emo teenagers to whine and moan about how their lives are so tough. Therefore, many lulz can be found within this site.

Myspace’s “mission statement” is to function as a “meat market” for registered sex offenders to search for secretly fat 16 year old girls and camwhores who take it in the ass (Once again, Encyclopedia Dramatica knew this fact months before it hit the wire).

As a web site, it’s a lethargically coded piece of shit, rivaled in shittyness only by TagWorld; as a concept, it is a scourge on the entire human race and the epitome of Western insolence.

However, as an institution of higher learning where strippers and pr0n stars can learn HTML, it is rivaled only by DeVry University.

HISTORY

Founder

Tom is a fucking tool for friending everyone on the internet.

The not so widely seen gay side of every 16 year old girls idol.

The much rarer, Bixnood Tom.

Myspace was designed by Tom Anderson, a crack baby and a kind of gay version of Brad. The two share many similarities, one of which is that they both sold out (see below). Tom has a taste for Adderall pixie sticks and a severe case of multiple personality disorder. As such, he created Myspace by combining the worst features of every so-called ’social networking’ site in existence in the most disorganized manner possible and adding horrifying features of his own.

Myspace sellout

On 23:54, 19 Jul 2005 (UTC), Rupert Murdoch, owner of Fox News, bought Myspace for 580 million dollars. Yes. $580 million. Why a cesspool of mallcore faggotry is worth anywhere near that much is a mystery. Meanwhile, the fine folks at liberal have collectively shit themselves.

The Web’s Unholy Chimera

Similarities to Friendster

Myspace provides the benefits of adding friends in a desperate ploy to seem popular. It also provides camwhores with an amount of disk space to upload photos. This serves as a shrine to their own alleged hottness.

Users can list general interests on their profile, such as their favorite music, movies, television, and books. Well, not books. The last time anyone on Myspace touched a book was the day they dropped out of third grade.

Many users (usually dateless females) will list seemingly impossible qualities they are looking for in a humanoid life form, such as the body of Brad Pitt, with eyeliner, and the soul of Truman Capote, but they also have to be a shirtless drummer in a band with no gag reflex. Also, they have to wear expensive crack shoes made from virgin alligators or some such shit. Such people usually carry hand sanitizer to spritz teh cock before giving it a really toothy blowjob. Lastly, notice most profiles are of people in California!

Myspace also provides a so-called bulletin feature similar to Friendster, which allows users to post bulletins about local events and/or big news, but the feature is only used to spread retarded memes, emo pleas for new profile comments, irritating chain letters, and announcements about the posting of new hott photos.

Similarities to Livejournal

you’re gonna need DRAMAmine

Myspace offers a personal blog, allowing users to rate their popularity by the number of comments that are received. The difference between the blog feature and the bulletins feature is a closely-guarded trade sekrit known only to Tom. What is known is that Tom likes features. Lots of them.

The blog feature is often given a backseat to the posting of tiled blinking backgrounds with seven lens flares on a user’s profile page. When used, it is famous for eating posts, depriving the world of countless stories of sloppy blowjobs performed in nightclub parking lots. Myspace-post-eating is responsible for at least 100 cases of cutting. Fortunately, subsequent photos of the wounds were posted without incident.

Myspace attempts to replicate Livejournal’s famed drama-friendly atmosphere, but due to its horrifying and utterly incomprehensible interface, drama is generated and maintained only through sheer force of will of the users generating it. Myspace also allows users to create communities, but lulz are rare due to the fact that English is never used.

Just like LiveJournal, Myspace is exhausted with attention-starved nerd wannabes who believe that their emotions and self-righteous descriptions of themselves are more important than God himself. They also say “nigger” a lot, jokingly of course. That’s because they’re all white and therefore not racist. Myspace is infested with bitch boys who cry a lot and with fag hags who use the word “faggot” in the most irrelevant context possible, thereby making them look like gigantic homophobes. That’s OK because everyone on Myspace is gay already.

Similarities to Bolt

Bolt and Myspace share a largely ignored blog feature, a restrictive area to share your camwhoring skillz, a list of general interests to plug the latest mainstrem crap, a bulletin system for public drama, and a bewildering and useless interface. And also, horoscopes.

The only real difference between the two is while Myspace caters toward emos and scenewhores, Bolt is meant more for teenagers to try and one up each other for badges and tags.

Also, Tom is a disgruntled ex-employee of Bolt Media, who was fired after the Japanese bought the website and replaced all human employees with 40-foot tall fembots. The deep sense of self-loathing exhibited by Tom was undoubtedly caused by this disruption of underage poon.

Unique Features

Unlike Friendster, LiveJournal, or anywhere else, Myspace lets users define all aspects of their profile page. Most pages include every web annoyance, ever, and break every guideline of web design, ever — pages with 300k bitmap backgrounds that load activex controls to play 50mb music videos, bouncing and flashing marquees and it’s all on the same page. Myspace made history as the only social networking site that lets users install malware on visiting machines just by viewing a profile. Everyone on Myspace is also in an extended network, so nobody ever feels alone.

Poor or completely blind use of HTML and CSS often leads to a computer freezing up, so badly that you have to unplug it from the wall and curse the day you found Myspace.

List of groundbreaking innovations

• Autoplaying video clips in profile that never work properly and have to spend 5 minutes disabling.
• Autoplaying music which inevitably starts by surprise at maximum volume.
• Eye-searing color schemes that makes people’s text impossible to read, and you’ll have to highlight everything in order to read it easier but then realize that it’s all shit nobody cares about.
• Dialup User Patience Initiative - the bigger the whore, the more hours the page will take to load on dialup.
• Sitewide custom of sending friends requests to strangers without ever contacting the person beforehand.
• People pretending to be television or movie characters, which has never been done before anywhere.
• People who add fake television or movie characters to their friends list and say “OMG lewk I em phreands with Morpheus LOLZORZ OMG!!!!!!!!!!!111
• Is always b0rked when you want to use it. Always.
• Patented “browser crash upon visit” technology.
• Fun “click the stop button” game on every visit!
• Fun lack of vertical scaling for thumbnails - have longcat as your avatar and piss your friends off!
• Unwanted Spam!!1!!!one!1
• People who fail at knowing whats funny and what is no longer funny. E.g. ‘!!!111oneone’ is no longer funny, yet at least one hundred members of myspace still continue to use it as a means of getting cyber-laid after fellow camwhores see that they have used the outdated humour, and still find it rather lulz, but it really isnt lulz. srsly oneoneone was so two years ago.
• A new peice of shit mood bar that lets emo kids tell all their faggot friends how they are feeling and posts a shitty little picture.

People Who Use Myspace

Typical Myspace user pictures.

Your wife is on myspace right now.

Attention Whores

Myspace is home to many attention whores who use the bulletin feature to relentlessly beg for comments (i.e. “nEW pix!!1, pls lev me some cmmtz lol”). They will stop at nothing to have people comment, since they require frequent comments to keep them alive (so just don’t comment).

Killers

jakejekyll, one of at least 100 Myspace killers

For the shit band The Killers, feel free not to look anywhere. Everyone on Myspace likes it. Or used to.

Myspace is the social networking site of choice for crazed killers everywhere:

• jakejekyll, the hatchet-wielding failed gay bar killer who committed suicide by cop
• haydren, the homeschooled kid who shot his girlfriend’s parents
• the fat redneck with user number 73186198 who sniped motorists on Indiana freeways and was a confirmed non-loner
• A suspect in the Suffolk Ripper prostitute murders of December 2006
• A 15 year old fucktard who shot two police officers for trying to intervene in an argument with his mom

As a drama-generating technique, murder is one of the best, though typically Myspace killers don’t log in to approve new friend requests after beginning their spree. Therefore, only their prior fans can leave emo comments about how misunderstood they were.

Killeez

Since MySpace’s user-base is mostly idiot, much lulz can be had in the form of dying. Regard here and hear. The exact number of dead MySpace users is thought to be at least 99%. Because if you use MySpace you will die, some enterprising scallywags have set up MyDeathSpace, which catalogues dead/dying/hovercraft MySpace users and which prima facia, seems interesting. Unfortunatly the lulz dried up early 2006 when the Mydeathspace forum drowned in clowns identified using the MySpace link on every post they make and became SHIT.

Bands and Related Sewage

Everyone also begs people to see their own shitty bands, which may or may not be worse than The Killers

Lesser-known bands are allowed to create special music profiles on Myspace for publicity. These music profiles will immediately send thousands of friend requests to any user who has listed a relative genre or band. Users can visit the band’s profile to enjoy a sample of their music.

Sometimes people set up fake myspace profiles for bands, so bands often throw in a salute photo.

According to a government report in 2004, bands on myspace are the biggest contagions for AIDS on the internet.

The Musical Elite

Just like any place with music, there’s also the musically elite or 1337. Or you can refer to them as pricks. On myspace, one can only be musically 1337 if you are a fag. This was proclaimed at least 100 years ago by Freddy Mercury when Queen became the first band to join myspace after Freddy gave Tom one of his last blowjobs. This led to Freddy’s death, since anything Tom touches gets infected with teh AIDS. One who is born with almighty myspace musical 1337ness has the gossip, manipulation skills, and same amount of make-up as a 16-year-old girl. Piss one off and thousands of their myspace friends will swarm on you with lulz-inducing drivel. Bands will usually claim they know their thousands of myspace friends really well, on an individual basis, providing more lulz. Be careful, their minions will fill your inbox with shit too entertaining to pass up reading, which guarantees a higher chance of getting AIDS from spending time on myspace. The bigger the band (or it’s attitude), the more potent the AIDS they carry. Lately there has been an influx of hippies creating pages for something called psytrance. But beware of these pages, for they all lead back to the pedophiles.

Porn Stars

Miss Deaf Texas, “TRAIN!, WHAT?”

If you need some quick fap-fodder while kicking around on the tubes, Myspace has a wealth of pornstars, like Belladonna to fit your every need. Some even offer up pics for free!

“Models”

Many people think since they are a humanoid life form having secondary sex characteristics, they can be a model and post endless camwhoring pictures of themselves in various states of undress. Many of these so-called “models” are not even good enough for CrackWhore Monthly’s amateur “Labia Hunt”.

Better even than “models” are “dancers” who add themselves to every male the MySpace search finds within 100 miles of their “performing arts center”. The only redeeming thing about their profiles is the ego boost from reading the comments men leave them — even in your darkest fits of depression you know you’re a better person than the hundreds of fags making sincere sappy comments to a stripper whore.

Myspace Whores

methinks there is trolling to be done.

Branded 4 lyf

Typical Myspace User

A Myspace whore is a faggot-mouth yuppy, who dwells on Myspace for more than a period of time that is needed. Which is anything more than a few seconds. These loud mouth twats have poured whatever pathetic part of their life that is left into the faggotry that is Myspace.

Myspace and the law

In early 2005, Myspace became the first site to aid in arrest of spim. Spim is spam sent via instant message. A teenager sent millions of messages to Myspace accounts advertising mortgages and other services. Then he attempted to blackmail Tom into an exclusive marketing deal, threatening that he would make his spamming techniques public. Myspace contacted police and lured the spimmer to cops under the pretenses of a business meeting with Tom. This is probab