Hello my dears. I have been in Canada for the last two weeks which would explain my lack of updates and well general lack of looking at Pink Domino. We were meant to get a new Layout but the person who was meant to help do that IS NOT VERY RELIABLE. Anyway in honor of my trip to Canada (which is a country I now love) I present to you Mr Andrew Bravener. A sexy Candian from Canadia making CINNAMON BUNS which are the tastiest thing ever. Tasty boy makes Tasty food. Where in this video is the fail? Nowhere, that’s right.
Cinnamon Buns in less than 5 minutes? Yes please I say. Yes please.
I was reading this article on Wired and it got me thinking. Could you imagine if Robot’s became so advanced we could actually “marry” them or buy one to fulfil certain needs! *laughs* It would be every Hikkokomori Anime/WoW/Godknowswhat Geeks fantasy. You know those boys who obsess over Anime girls and think that real girls just can’t quite cut it next to those Animated beauties. They would go mad over having Robot women they can buy and would take the place of a normal woman.
For one thing they could customise the robots to actually look like their fav Anime/Gaming/Celeb. Remember that episode of Futurama where Fry downloads Lucy Lui into a blank Robot and then falls in love with her? That would be what the future would hold! *laughs* Can you imagine walking around and people sitting in cafes or making out with Angelina Jolie or Hayden Thingymabob or Haruhi Suzumiyah or bloody Tifa?! It would be mental! But it would be every uber-geeks dream right? They could obtain women way beyond their limits! Actually why am I limiting this to guys? I mean girls would be just as excited. Actually I bet every Yaoi Fangirl would buy a pair of boys to resemble those in their fav Animes and make them get it on! I can actually see that happening, Yaoi Fangirls watching Kyon and Itsuki get at it. Deary me. Metal Fever!
The other thing about Robot partners is that like you have complete control over them. If you get sick of them you can just turn them off and stick them in a closet till you need them again. Can you imagine having a fight with your Robot Other Half and simply just turning the volume down so you couldn’t hear what they were saying? That would eliminate all of lifes problems. Because even though these are Robot People they would be able to think and have emotions, well I assume they would. They would be like people you could just control.
My prediction for the far far future where Robots are people is that you will get more people staying inside and disconnecting from Society as you do now. *laughs* I mean the internet has people cooped up indoors imagine if they could get sex whenever they want without any effort too with the woman of their dreams?! You’d have trouble getting them out of bed (Laptop, Robot Women and Games Console Controls at near reach).
Of course it may all just end up like the anime Chobits. That wouldn’t be so bad (:
I’m sorry, so so so very sorry. I haven’t blogged in ages (the vast majority probably didn’t even notice, in which case I’m not sorry at all). It took me ages to think about what I should blog about, thought long and hard, even bopped myself on the head to get me to think properly. Then it occurred to me that I’m now out of practice with writing because I’ve been so busy with uni stuff. Interesting uni stuff may I add. I recently co-founded a anime society. You would think that would be the first thing I would to think to write about, buuuuuttttt no. It took a good half an hr, several bops to the head, 4 phone calls to distract myself and a cup of tea to finally tap into the genius-ness I posses. I could write about that!!! *light bulb flickers on ouran style*
I am now the treasurer of an anime society at uni! Now to protect privacy I will not be referring to people by their real names. For example, liam; our sectary, will now be referred to as Mr X. The first thing that strikes me, running an anime society is how knackering it is, running around, trying to get things sorted on time. The second thing is, how nothing brings out the geek in people more than the prospect of joining an anime society. There I was, behind my desk at freshers fair and suddenly I was hit by screams from both fangirls and fanboyd alike. I found it so odd that the majority of people signing up for our club was totally normal looking people! Sorry if that offends people, but lets face it there is a anime fan stereotype. Usually they are wearing an item of clothing signifying their love for all things anime/sci-fi or they are skulking somewhere in the back puffing on their inhaler as being out in the daylight has brought on a bad reaction. None of that, nice normal people with no allergies to groups of people or daylight. From my little view behind my desk I chatted to many students that were so happy to found a home at this new and scary place called university. One was so happy he came back several times armed with anime and glomped all the committee members for making his year.
Even our first meeting was a success. Many people turned up and all were eager to get chatting about anime and make friends. We had a quiz then went to the pub. I even heard that a few got rather quite drunk after I had left, even Mr X (see I didn’t mention Liam’s name at all!). All in all a 100% success. My only regret is that I won’t be round to see these wide eyed fans to go through uni making friends as its my last year *sob*. At least I can now say I made my mark at uni. I can’t wait till our next meeting……. Its a beautiful thing.
Oh by the way lookit lookit, its me in cosplay as nanao form Bleach!Finally a cosplay I can be proud of lol.
NOTE: I didn’t write this. It’s written by my friend Vampire_killer. I thought it was funny so cross posted it here ^_^
A while back I was partaking of another A4 discussion, regarding which anime character was the biggest player. As I say, forum discussion threads tend to be overrun by 12-15 year old kids, and not very original. However, something was said in that particular reincarnation of an older thread that got replaced by someone else posting a copy of the same thing those damn kids can’t seem to get enough of. Something that, in my mind, completely warrants further analysis, and a good deal of poking fun at.
In that particular thread, someone mentioned that he considered Shinji Ikari of Neon Genesis: Evangelion to be the greatest and best anime pimp. Now, I’ll repeat that, because I know that, as I did, some of you might have a hard time believing that you might ever actually see these words typed or in print: he said that Shinji Ikari, from Neon: Genesis Evangelion, was the greatest and best anime pimp. This is the sort of thing that comes off as so utterly nonsensical, that when you hear it, you actually laugh so hard, that you don’t even make a sound at all. And if you’ve never done this yourself, or seen it happen to anyone else, then you’ve clearly never spent very much time on an online message board. That is not necessarily a bad thing.
But to get back to the point of the matter, after collecting my senses enough to the point where I could actually breathe again, I asked this person exactly why he considered Shinji to be a player of any magnitude. His reply was that it was for the fact that Shinji shared a room with 2 hot women, Misato Katsuragi and Asuka Langley-Sohryu. That was the basis of his whole argument. Let’s take a look at Shinji’s interactions with each character, shall we?
Although Misato is rather friendly toward Shinji and even sent him a photograph of herself that was very clearly a cleavage shot, she isn’t exactly under his thumb. In fact, she shuffles off most of the housework in her own damn apartment on him, plus the fact that the only time Shinji ever took off all his clothes in front of Misato was itself a freak accident. Clearly it’s Misato who’s in charge of that crib.
Now let’s look at Shinji’s association with Asuka. Actually, screw it. This one requires no explanation. It’s so glaringly obvious that even an overblown satirist like me has no clue where to begin with it. It’s like trying to make fun of a clown, for Godsake: how can you possibly strip away the dignity even further? So let’s just say that we know with at least 200% certainty that if anything, Shinji was Asuka’s b-tch, and leave it at that.
All the above arguments fall apart after taking End of Evangelion and the rest of the Eva movies into account, but come on, those movies motherf-ckin’ suck anyway, so they don’t count.
So, clearly, Shinji ain’t the dom in that household. But now this gets me to thinking. Clearly it isn’t Shinji Ikari that’s the daddy-mac of the show, or any show for that matter. But then it occured to me that this kid, he had the right series in mind, he even had the right surname, he was just getting the generation wrong. There really is a pimp in that series, and with the family name of Ikari. It’s Gendo.
Think about it. Sure, the man dresses more like he’s going to a funeral than like he’s going to f-ck, but platform shoes and a cape alone do not a big daddy make. There’s more to it than look, way more. Let’s first consider the women. It all starts with Yui Ikari, his legitimate partnership. Of course, we all know better than that. It was obviously a plot merely to throw down his seed and continue the lineage. Plus he was after all her biological breakthroughs. Some might say it was to further his own work in the field, but that was only what he wanted people to think. More on that later. Anyway, after Yui Ikari met with her unfortunate [but totally staged so that Gendo could enact the rest of his fiendish plot] accident during the 1st Impact [or was it 2nd Impact? I'm not too sure], he started getting with Naoko Akagi. A lot. And then in true pimp style, when he was done with her and her ass started sagging, he had her capped. And get this: his next woman? Naoko’s daughter. Ritsuko Akagi was next in line to get bent over by Gendo.
He threw his thing down with a woman and that woman’s daughter. You can’t beat that. And as far as anime pimps go, no one else has ever managed to pull off anything as downright criminal as that. It takes some smooth talking and some cool walking, some straight smoking and some fire stoking to be able to convince the daughter of the woman you knocked up and then knocked off that it’s a good idea to ride your shotgun, and Gendo did that. The man’s a wizard.
Also consider the fact that every single woman above is on his payroll. They all work for him, along with all the other as yet unmentioned women that make up the Nerv staff. They all work for him, taking his orders, and they all love it. Although to Misato’s credit, she never actually had sex with Gendo and she stopped trusting him at the end. But all those women, working in the field of biomechanics and computer science and engineering and so on, it wasn’t so Gendo could lead the fore in exterminating Angels. No, it was so he could build himself a happenin’ mad hood. The big guns were just there for his amusement when he got bored with ho sale and taking hits off the LCL cannisters.
Now let’s look at Nerv itself. It’s like looking at the Emerald City from The Wizard of Oz, just underground. It’s extravagant, well-designed, architecturally stable and well-fortified. Because every pimp knows that you got to kick it in style, and have the place well-protected should the Feds come calling. The man has an entire city as his base of operations. He’s got the territory.
And he’s also got the hook-up. He’s like, “yo, these Angels be wreckin’ mah game an’ sh-t, makin’ all that noise outside so I can’t hear my old lady tell me how she wants it. You dig?” And then the U.N. is like, “I feel ya. Tell you what: we’ll give you access to all the electricity in Japan so you can blast that sucker outta here.” And then Gendo is like, “Word, G!”
He’s got the women. He’s got the shag-shack. He’s got the territory, and he’s got the authority, so who cares if he dresses like an FBI agent. Gendo isn’t that kind of a straight-shooter. There are anime characters who are more powerful, there are certainly anime characters who have had more women, there are anime characters with bigger and better houses and there might even be a few anime characters that are more devious and dirty with their tactics and manipulations. But by God, Gendo’s a man who has all of that. He’s a pimp, and you can b’lee dat. XD
I don’t know about anyone else but for me, theres nothing like watching your favorite anime on a big TV screen with clear picture and perfect sound. To be fair I’m no spring chicken (I’m 20, *sob* so old!) and I even remember the days of watching anime on VHS thats been taped off late night cable tele from the 80’s. I do lurrvv the internet, I practically live on it, but it just doesn’t compare to watching it on your television.
Today I could finally afford to buy Ghost in the Shell; Stand Alone complex Solid State Society (limited edition, shiny tin, oh yeah!). I sat down and watched it, in my living room on a big(-ish) TV. I forgot how much I love doing this!!! I can’t do things by halves, I NEED perfect picture and sound quality, I NEED to be able watch without ‘buffing’, ‘low-res’ and the sound going out of sync. Most of all I love looking at all my DVDs that I have brought sitting on my shelf, staring out to the world with pride! I forced my self to wait for the DVD release just so I could enjoy the film in all its glory. It was so worth the wait, I sat in the dark with a big grin on my face. Thankfully my house mates weren’t in otherwise I would have seriously creeped them out lol.
The rest of the world had already seen it on the net, but I know it just wouldn’t have been the same if I had done. I feel so happy when I have just finished watching anime in its ‘purist’ form. Its not often I can afford dvds, being the poor student that I am, so its a huge treat for me. I know I’m rambling, but I’m still coming down from my euphoria :-D. Now for the review bit….
Many mags have covered this dvd, but I’m going to review it anyway, so there! 2 years after Motoko Kusanagi has left Section 9 and despaired into the vast and infinite net. A series of suspicious suicides draws the attention of section 9, a new super hacker emerges; ‘The Puppeteer’. Togusa, Batou and Co, must discover who is behind all this, no one is above suspicion, including The Major.
To start off, the box is beautiful, all sliver and tin like, its just lovely! Now the anime quality is top notch, still in the same style of the TV series but the bar has been pushed slightly with drops of CG. Its no Ghost in the Shell 2; Innocence, but it doesn’t need to be if your a fan of the series. Unlike the name suggests, its not a stand alone film, you do need to watch 2nd Gig to understand whats going on. Do not start out with this if your new to the franchise, you will be left feeling like the only person not dressed up at a cosplay picnic. If your already a seasoned fan, you’ll feel like your part of the cool group at school cos u get all the nods to previous films and TV plot lines. Its a great story, kept me on edge (I bit my nails!!) and I felt rewarded and ready for 3rd Gig at the end of it all.
I would have liked to have seen more of the Tachikoma’s and the strong emotion that was created at the end of each of the series but then again, we can’t have everything. One thing that I really did love about this was the music, wonderful mixture of Italian singing that we are used to along with a few cool new techno tunes. I’m crawling the net as we speak for the OST.
So there it is on my shelf in chronological order, shining in the light. I’m so proud of my new ‘baby’.
P.s yes its friday night and yes I’m cooing over my dvds instead of going out with mates. Am I a sad git? Yes……..
So you claim to liek Mudkips? Well then, you are an unholy animefag with a penchant for that fag-out-of-Pokemon’s dick. But that is fine, really—to each his own.
Spawned from a DeviantArt comment inviting someone to their Pokémon group, the comment basically used the person’s apparent like of Mudkips to perhaps entice the user to join their group. Whether or not said person actually joined is unknown.
It eventually spawned a very popular piece of copypasta on 4chan’s /b/ telling a story about someone at a school asking “So i herd u liek mudkips” to some retard who screams back “I LUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS!” This resulted in the retard dry humping a Mudkips doll in the school hallways.
When Hitler took the reign in Germany he promised them the Endsieg. For this he used MUDKIPZ! When Hilter finally killed himself he also killed his cousin/wife and even his dog, but he couldn’t bring himself to kill his beloved Mudkipz.
The Copypasta
One day on Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brough a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.
“So I heard you like Mudkips…”
“Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUURVE MUDKIPS.”
“O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is..” (he cuts me off before I could said ‘if you were a Mudkips’) “OF COURSE.”
“Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and.”
Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violenly humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips, I started to walk away, because there is no way I’d be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.
Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn’t want to be involved.
I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up ‘EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF’ sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.
I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.
A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.
So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling “I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I’M GONNA SUE…” and it was cut off.
I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and ‘whatever else happened.’ The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.
So I ask you: Do you like Mudkips?
By the way, you MUST ALWAYS EVOLVE IT INTO A MUDKIP! YES
Also, here’s a question to ponder: How much mud could a Mudkip kip if a Mudkip could kip mud?
What People Are Saying About Mudkips
Roselias aren’t red, mudkips are blue, in Soviet Russia, mud kips you. –Phoenix 17:01, 4 August 2007 (CDT)
Mudkips saved my life –Anonikip 12:38, 17 July 2007 (GMT)
Mudkips are superior human beings, OMG CONSPIRACY –Balci 17:26, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
Mudkips doesn’t care about black people –O.C. 03:31, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
I especially liek mudkips in a lively Boullabaise sauce. With added Vitamin B. Served on a Swastika tablecloth. –Chemical Smelly 01:01, 18 October 2006 (UTC)
OMG! I ♥ MUDKIPS!@5#!%%!!! –Riboflavin 20:12, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
MUDKIPZZZZ FTW-KetRefill/lol 08:57, 8 September 2006 (UTC)
What the hell are mudkips? I still don’t get it. –girlvinyl 18:07, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
If by “liek” you mean “hate”, and by “mudkips” you mean “a punch to the urethra” Then yes, I fucking liek mudkips. –infernocanuck 22:38, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
u dont haf to liek mudkipz 4 them 2 eat u out. Her schism 06:21, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
Everyone lieks mudkips. — Some faggot 13:16, 24 December (UTC)
I lieks teh mudkips. — Red Machine D 16:00, 24 December (UTC)
I liek mudkip. In a zesty balsamic vinegar glaze. — Snuffy Livingston 06:34, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
Well, it’s a pretty attractive little creature. I kind of want to put my penis on it. ChairmanMeow 06:47, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
I’ve had mixed feelings about Mudkip for years but while we do fight a lot I know deep down in my heart that I liek Mudkip, I just hope it feels the same way. –Entropy 04:28, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
I let my mudkipz masturbate into my beef-flavored ramen noodelz. ^_^ –Caesius 02:01, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
In Communist Russia, mudkip raepes YOU –odrama bin hepin 02:23, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
I have no idea what to say about mudkips other than I liek them. –Kazi 03:28, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
A mudkip is fine too. –KN 15:30, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
Mudkips are AWWWWWWRIGHT! — John Dublin 17:30, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
Someone once asked of me, “do u liek mudkips?” Of course, I replied, “I LIEK MUDKIPS!” in a very loud, very angry voice. That guy died of AIDS. True story. –Brightmotor 05:40, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
i think there’s a bit of mudkip in all of us. –Super Jamie 10:14, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
i don’t liek mudkips. i liek woopers…Cirrus 13:29, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
Then you are gay! I liek mudkips 4eva <3<3<3 The Towel of Doom 13:32, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
MUDKIPS?!? WE CAN’T AFFORD TO LOSE NO STINKIN’ MUDKIPS. SEND IN A COUPLE O’ NIGGERS. Mustardayonnaise 18:26, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
I didn’t fuck that mudkip, stop writing lies about me on webpages. I just liek them =( –User:Vodkaz
One does not simply liek into mudkips. –Qax the duk 00:18, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
I liek Mudkips about as much as I hate the huegness of my Xbox. A LOT! –KaTOS 12:55 01/12/07 //[www.pgbdynasty.com]//
When my friend told me about mudkips, i knew, before i even saw a pic, while he was trading it to me, somehow I already knew deep inside that I lieked them. I could feel it in the link cable. –Ma$s / 12:57 PM :: Jan. 12th, 2007 [M2]
Mudkips killed my father and raped my mother –BeamYosho 04:26, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
I have a mudkip, it makes me feel sort of warm THERE and kind of tingly inside. Are you feeling warm THERE and tingly, te he te he te he, do you want to play with my mudkip? Emo6irl 10:50, 23 January 2007 (UTC)
Mudkips? Never heard. –Sigmundur 23:30, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
Sometimes I like to go into some heavy petting with my mudkip… –Hakenkreuz 03:18, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
A wizard turned me into a mudkip, and it IS awesome! A RAPE SPIDERAPPROACHES! 08:25, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
All your lieks are belong to mudkips lolzz. Sorry, no one said it yet, and I just had to. –S 04:20, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
Hey guys, sorry I’m late. Is it too late to jump on this meme??? –CATS 14:17, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
I once open mouth kissed a mudkip. –Astro 23:19, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
I like your Mudkip, if you know what I’m saying. –Fukkensaved 00:24, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
Mudkips make me hard –Trollcat 10:17, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
moar Mudkip on toast I 16:47, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
I used to liek mudkip but not now he is an father of Anna Nicole Smith’s child –Anzac 20:08, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
I loveth mudkip. Although I heard Ioji haets mudkip.–Pokchu 23:26, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
Mudkipz were actually responsible for Steve Irwin’s death. They used their BUBBLA BEAM LAWL –DarthMethodist 08:06, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
I am a secksy mudkipz –Ebola 08:10, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
I liek mudkip but mudkip doesn’t liek me. –Radioshed 21:09, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
Mudkipz haxs mah penize LoL. My Mudkipz praise satan, but than became an EMO, any healps on how to make him an hero? –Huntrax 17:38, 25 February 2007
MUDKIPS JUSTICE should be some kind of television show. Pandamandan87 20:43, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
wen i see mudkip i go “EEEEEEEEEEEENF” becuz it is the sound of my e-ternal luv 4 dem –Spasticfleisch 01:14, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
i’ve finally realized what mudkips really are, and am sickened– my second thought was MUDKIPS R FINE 2, bt it was too late, & i realized i ws a filthy faggot :,\ Molulster 02:55, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
time spent with mudkips are never wasted - Blamethrower 02:45, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
I live for mudkipz and their beautiful faces. –Christpuncher 03:55, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
If I see that fucking mudkip one more time. - Point59 4:46 03 March 2007 (UTC)
That’s not funny. A mudkip killed my brother that way. –Litterbox 21:07, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
I hear they’re good with BBQ sauce - LizardKing 13:09, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
I WOULD SURE AS HELL FUCK A MUDKIPS - BURK 2:00, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
When I’m feeling depressed but want to chear up: I just think of mudkips. –Nihlidos 08:08, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
Bitch, what the fuck were you thinking? I will rape you in front of your own mama, and then fuck that bitch in the eyesockets until her old ass is dead! Oh….. yea….. mudkips are cool, I guess.Cronos12390 18:08, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
u herd rite -LightningBaron 15:53, 10 April 2007 (GMT+1)
I love Mudkip, and it loves me. In fact, it made me gay Wagtrain 22:01, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
I thought mudkips were some kind of cookies…But I don’t liek them. They haev AIDS. Eumary 22:01, 13 April 2007 (GMT-4)
ANYONE WHO WOULDN’T BEAT THEIR BABY TO DEATH FOR SAYING “DADA” INSTEAD OF “MUDKIP” IS A FILTHY RACIST THERE I SAID IT Kuraigunoir 9:56, 19 April 2007 (GMT+10)
I traded my shiny pidgey for a mudkip! — Tekjester 11:35, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
What the fuck are mudkips? Whatever they are, they need MOAR MUDKIPZ! –Khalnath 05:00, 11 June 2007 (CDT)
SWAMPERT R BETTAR! OrangeNub 20:54, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
Some times all I wanna do is FUCK a mudkips. If I ever met one I would take it, put it on the counter, and rape its ass, Mudkipz would have a little tiny scream, For It hurts. I keep doing that, After that I apologize for any pain that I caused him. After, I would drink some water, and then lay mudkipz down in a bath, I’de cut mudkipz to pieces, she sees a tear drop fall from my eyes over what Im doing, she apologizes with her sad eyes and the water drowns her while the blood is leaving her. There is blood all over my bath tub. Mudkipz has a giant cut from her back to her stomach. I then go to the forest, I have sex with mudkips some more. Then I would notice that there are 13 year old boys playing pokemon. I leave mudkips out there, and say “good bye my love”. I can hear her voices in my head saying “goodbye.. I love you”. I leave. As im leaving some genuis walks out and sees mudkips. Him and the rest of his friends are scarred for life. Rembrant 21:07, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
I’d hit it. Sexually, of course. Jimbobbowilly 21:11, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
Teh Mudkipz will l33T h4×0rz urs! kutaap 16:16, 14 june 2007
So I herd mudkips liek me. Burgerking3000 21:32, 9 August 2007 (CDT)
I lieks mudkipzs bcuz tehm r leet. tehm mudkipz r so leet, tehm liek use steroids to raise strenght in pokemans games. barry bonds=weaksauce next to juiced mudkipz. btw, mudkipz makes teh best leetsauce ever. mudkipz 4ever!!!1111
If you do not liek teh mudkipz, you should be Perma-banned from life. Srsly. Enigmatarius 12:00, 13 August 2007 (CDT)
Evar wonder why Happy Negro is so Happy? Because he lieks mudkipz. Shinobiroronoa 12:52, 15 August 2007 (CDT)
Wikipedian Resistance
Many TOWfanbois are severely butthurt over the continued growth in Mudkips’ loev. To them, the Mudkip Pokemon is not notable as a meme or otherwise, and neither is any information about the most famous and beloved Pokemon.
A wannabe admin called Apostrophe (or ‘ as he prefers to be called since he’s to kewl for skewl) is the self-appointed guardian of all thing Pokemon on TOW. It will revert any attempt to inject lulz into an otherwise tragically uninteresting topic and has claimed that “memes are never notable” in edit summaries when removing such things as the delicious Mudkips copypasta and related macros. So sensitive is this Miltopian faggot that he frequently lashes out like a widdle baby with a poopy nappy when he finds evidence of Mudkips liek on TOW and once threatened to report a member of Mudkips Nation to Mongo for WP:No Personal Attacks during a Talk page flame war over Mudkips.
You can help Mudkips receive the recognition they so justly deserve by doing something positive to the TOW Mudkip article, liek unredirecting it from List of Pokemon article, making sure to use the word “liek” everywhere, even in the summary of edits that is never shown on the main page, and you will most surely be reverted. Let the drama and lulz ensue.
They can take away our contribs, but they will nevar take our MUDKIPZ! If you have a longstanding account on wikipedia, you might want to visit the Mudkip article, and argue with wikipedia’s staff of high school teenagers Mudkip specialists about Mudkip biology, or the fact that Mudkips are kind, loving creatures that need to be lieked.
IRL Mudkips
The “GFP Axolotl” is now available. If that sounds complicated, its because Mudkip Science is Serious business. Basically what it means to you and me is a Mudkip without the all important head-fin, that glows in the dark. What good is that, you might ask? Well, scientists at a lab secretly funded by Nintendo are hard at work experimenting with perfecting the ectopic dorsal fin. Ectopic as in “In the wrong spot” and “Dorsal fin” as in Lizard Mohawk. Do the math folks: Axolotl + Ectopic Dorsal Headfin = IRL MUDKIP, FUCK YEAH! Oh yeah, it will probably glow in the dark if you shine an ultraviolet LED on it, which also rocks.
Pray for Mudkips
A fellow mudkip lover calles in 99.5 KKLA to have them say a prayer for our little friend!
I am a girl and I have a substantial image folder full of Anime girls. I have never been able to explain why this is, it’s hardly to do with my Sexuality, I can say quite easily I find girls IRL sexy but I don’t have a big folder full of them in bikinis or echhi of them. I have some good stock images of my fav hot celebs for use in layouts and such but that’s hardly new. It’s this huge folder of Ecchi girls that always makes me think. If Anime debases women so much and makes them into objects to be lusted after with huge breasts and perfect bodies and bukkake then why do I, and most girls into Anime, find them just as great as the fanboys?
Women are objects of desire in some Anime (not all Anime. Its a huge form of media so I shall not restrict it all here). I mean you can look at some characters and they have full breasts and amazing figures and look hot. There are endless fanservice shots of them in their underwear or closeups of their asses. But usually a hot anime girl comes with a firey, headstrong attitude. It is very rare to see her give in to a man or lose herself around one. It is more likely to see her punch his lights out or hit him. Strong and Sexy, surely thats a great thing to be? Christina Aguilera, The Spice Girls, Beyonce.. they all are strong and Sexy. They are also all objects of desire for men and sell more records/get more publicity because of it. I don’t know. Does that make up for the fact they are obviously there to turn the male viewer on. I don’t know. But the fact it gets the female fan saving images of them and watching the Animes and rooting for them or hating them is always good.
Anime girls are hot. I’m not losing myself in this by the way, I also know they are NOT REAL. *laughs* It’s always sad to see someone who is watching Anime Girls more than Real Girls and fails to have another half because noone in Real Life actually looks like BellDandy. But you get drawn in by an amazing anime style picture thats really well drawn, really well coloured in and just looks amazing. Its a fact. So me, assuming I am the standard anime fan, having a folder full of images that I think are amazing (a lot of them Ecchi xD) is hardly surprising. I used to say that Anime fans tend to have a lax view on Sex and stuff since you are exposed to so much of it in Anime that you just don’t realise it’s there anymore. So all these images I have I don’t see as being Ecchi, or racy I just see them as awesome Anime images to add to my collection.
Perhaps it’s also the fact that Anime women are like… not like normal women. I mean they are like Normal Women obviously but they are also Cat-Girls, Fox-Girls, Bunny-Girls, Elves, Witches, Fairies, Magical School Girls, Girls with Huge Guns… All these things that are interested to watch and things we try and emulate through Cosplay. I know girls that wear Cat Ears and Cat Tails now as part of their daily wear and feel weird if they don’t have them on because they love CatGirls so much. I think that girls love to Cosplay as Sailor Moon, who wouldn’t want to be a hot, magical girl who kicks ass? They may not be the best figures to look up to sure, but you know they are pretty damn cool. I like that anyway, the fantastical and the unreal. Makes things more interesting. Also the people who draw girls like this well make some captivating art that you can’t help but save or buy in poster form to stick on your wall!
I think Women in Anime are misunderstood, but I’m not going to get into that subject here. I don’t think they are treated any differently than they are in any other. They show off their lady lumps in Film, Music, on TV so Anime is no different but I find it funny that it is seen as such a big deal in Anime. That if you say to someone you like Anime they immediately think of some obscure Hentai that was no doubt created in their imaginations with aliens and every hole being filled. If people got over this misconception and actually sat down and watched some Anime without prejudging it then they would love it I reckon. Even the Ecchi High School Comedys (because let’s face it WE ALL have a weakness for them).
God Bless the Hot Anime Girls. Let’s hope they draw more!
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