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4chan: KILLING YOUR LIVES!

July 29, 2007

I bring your attention to the following report that was on FoxNews about 4chan:

This is why you should not watch news stations like Fox who think THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. I mean look at this thing they claim 4chan users are HACKERS ON STEROIDS, DOMESTIC TERRORISTS and how 4chan is THE INTERNET HATE MACHINE. I mean come on, who is retarded enough to believe this rubbish?

Here are the facts people, 4chan is firstly NOT A SECRET WEBSITE ITS NOT! You can go to 4chan easily enough xD Its got cult status. If you ask most people where 4chan is they will tell you exactly where to go. People know 4chan, its infamous! Secondly THE INTERNET IS NOT SERIOUS BUSINESS. OH COME ON! I think I have said this a million times before but YOU CANT GET HURT ON THE INTERNET. All you have to do is ignore what is going on. OH NOEZ MY MYSPACE PAGE HAS BEEN HACKED OH NOEZ OH NOEZ I AM GOING TO DIE. Stop being so goddamn over dramatic! So they posted some Gay stuff on your MySpace, make a new one. Its not the end of the world. Why doyou have a MySpace anyway? My Space is gay in iteself.

So they say they are going to rape you, kill you and send death threats. The fact is they do not know where you live and unless you are stupid enough to post your address or phone numbers on your My Space accounts or anywhere else online they will NEVER be able to find you. For gods sake. To the mother who says her family were attacked by Anonymous so she bought a Dog, HOW THE HELL IS A DOG GOING TO DO ANYTHING? That’s just idiocy. The fact is you can choose to go on 4chan and you can choose not to go on 4chan. You can choose to ignore if /b/ comes after you or you can shout, argue and spam back. They can’t really hurt you at all via the internet.

THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS GOING ON IN THE WORLD THAN 4CHAN! THE INTERNET IS NOT SERIOUS BUSINESS AND BUYING A DOG WILL NOT PROTECT YOU FROM IT. STOP WHINING AND JUST IGNORE IT YOU BIG BUNCH OF IDIOTS.
The people at /b/ don’t take anything they say seriously, it is all for the lulz. The report says in shocking tones that they use anti-semetic and racist remarks. To be honest with you I’m sure most of us make racist jokes every now and then, we don’t mean them. My friends call me the Tinted one and Brown Town all the time, but because we know its not serious none of us care. I don’t think anyone on /b/ takes anything said there seriously and therefore don’t take offence. If you do take offence noone is telling you to go there and read whats going on. Why create hysteria about something that is really not doing anything to cause alarm about?

There is news out there that goes unreported. Injustice, death and atrocities that never get the airtime that they should. I am not surprised at FoxNews for doing this I just feel sorry for people who actually believe 4chan is something to worry about when there are so much more important things in the world. I feel sorry for those who think the internet is serious business.

4Chan

420Chan

ITS ALL FOR THE LULZ! THE LULZ!

xD

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8 comments

  1. I JUST LOVE HOW HE USES “TRULY EPIC LULZ”. AHAHAHAHA.


  2. No wonder they’re having a field day at 4chan with this, this is absolutely hilarious! INTERNET HATE MACHINE!


  3. Old news is oooollld. You also broke the first two rules of 4chan too… I’m disappointed.


  4. Oh come on I’m 2 days out *laughs* Two days isn’t that old!


  5. Hang on a sec, I thought the Fox Network was the “HATE MACHINE!!!!”. They have been committing acts of “domestic terrorism” in american’s living rooms for years with the violent, mindless crap they show on tv.


  6. lolz were the internet hate machine when it so much easier to put KKK and enter thier website or the islamic fundamentalist websites, pshhh this is why four chan was made so ppl with more the same like joined together and complined about stuff and any one that was ridiclued its cause some one knows them and they put stuff on, make me wonder who they really are, lol his gf left him cause he has some gay shit bullshit that bitch really never was with him, have you seen the guy probably felt bad for him lolz ohhhh lolz corruption of what lol wtf liek waa nnoooooo postthing this probably make me a domestic terrorist hmm well gotto plant another BOMB so see ya(FOR YOU IDIOTS OUT THIER YES I AM KIDDING WHEN I SAY PLANT A BOMB DOUCH)
    ALSO THIS DOES NOT BRAKE RULES 1 & 2 nothing illegal posted here


  7. you're too fucking dumb to represent 4chan


  8. agreed



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