Encyclopedia Dramatica Article of the Week 6!

August 16, 2007

 So i herd u liek mudkip

A Young Person’s Guide to Mudkips

So you claim to liek Mudkips? Well then, you are an unholy anime fag with a penchant for that fag-out-of-Pokemon‘s dick. But that is fine, really—to each his own.

Spawned from a DeviantArt comment inviting someone to their Pokémon group, the comment basically used the person’s apparent like of Mudkips to perhaps entice the user to join their group. Whether or not said person actually joined is unknown.

It eventually spawned a very popular piece of copypasta on 4chan‘s /b/ telling a story about someone at a school asking “So i herd u liek mudkips” to some retard who screams back “I LUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS!” This resulted in the retard dry humping a Mudkips doll in the school hallways.


Since then, many people have become obsessed with Mudkips.

What mudkips do to our youth


Corrupt with their partying wayz: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYM05Wqg9G4


Hitler and the Mudkip

When Hitler took the reign in Germany he promised them the Endsieg. For this he used MUDKIPZ! When Hilter finally killed himself he also killed his cousin/wife and even his dog, but he couldn’t bring himself to kill his beloved Mudkipz.


The Copypasta

One day on Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brough a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.

“So I heard you like Mudkips…”


“O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is..” (he cuts me off before I could said ‘if you were a Mudkips’) “OF COURSE.”

“Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and.”

Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violenly humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips, I started to walk away, because there is no way I’d be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.

Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn’t want to be involved.

I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up ‘EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF’ sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.

I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.

So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling “I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I’M GONNA SUE…” and it was cut off.

I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and ‘whatever else happened.’ The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.

So I ask you: Do you like Mudkips?


Also, here’s a question to ponder: How much mud could a Mudkip kip if a Mudkip could kip mud?

What People Are Saying About Mudkips

  • Roselias aren’t red, mudkips are blue, in Soviet Russia, mud kips you. —Phoenix 17:01, 4 August 2007 (CDT)
  • Mudkips saved my life —Anonikip 12:38, 17 July 2007 (GMT)
  • Mudkips are superior human beings, OMG CONSPIRACY —Balci 17:26, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  • I herd mudkip leiks u.–WatchHawk 21:12, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
  • I like mudkips! —Ashmodai 21:28, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
  • I neva leave mah house withah mah Mudkips. — Dreadnought 10:20 PM – 28 June, 2007
  • I liek mudkips almost as much as i liek mudcocks —GayStation2 16:28, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • I liek mudkips MOAR then U! —JailBait 00:50, 07 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Mudkips doesn’t care about black people —O.C. 03:31, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
  • I especially liek mudkips in a lively Boullabaise sauce. With added Vitamin B. Served on a Swastika tablecloth. —Chemical Smelly 01:01, 18 October 2006 (UTC)
  • OMG! I ♥ MUDKIPS!@5#!%%!!! —Riboflavin 20:12, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • MUDKIPZZZZ FTW-Ket Refill/lol 08:57, 8 September 2006 (UTC)
  • What the hell are mudkips? I still don’t get it. —girlvinyl 18:07, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Fuck you. Poenews 02:37, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Mudkip and I are not speaking right now. – Internet H.
  • Mudkips, moar liek bulbasaurs zombie_bomb 20:16, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Which is cool cause you were trolled off this site. —SheneequaTalk 04:37, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • I loev Mudkips. —Megamudkip 17:48, 28 June 2007 (CDT)
  • Needs moar mudkipz!11!1!!1oneone112three! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ —Stfuashley 00:39, 25 July 2007
  • If by “liek” you mean “hate”, and by “mudkips” you mean “a punch to the urethra” Then yes, I fucking liek mudkips. —infernocanuck 22:38, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
  • WATER KITTIES!!! >^_^< —Red Pooka 04:23, 31
  • Much more that the other two, i forget their names, they suck–AnYoNe! 18:52, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • i wuv mudkrapz Jesuitx 04:11, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Mudkip r rock. —SheneequaTalk 04:16, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • I fucking love fucking mudkips —Kumori 23:10, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
  • ILU Mudkips ❤ ❤ ❤ OMG KAWAII ^____^!!!!1111 —Blu Aardvark 04:37, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
  • u dont haf to liek mudkipz 4 them 2 eat u out. Her schism 06:21, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Everyone lieks mudkips. — Some faggot 13:16, 24 December (UTC)
  • I lieks teh mudkips. — Red Machine D 16:00, 24 December (UTC)
  • I liek mudkip. In a zesty balsamic vinegar glaze. — Snuffy Livingston 06:34, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Well, it’s a pretty attractive little creature. I kind of want to put my penis on it. ChairmanMeow 06:47, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • I’ve had mixed feelings about Mudkip for years but while we do fight a lot I know deep down in my heart that I liek Mudkip, I just hope it feels the same way. —Entropy 04:28, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
  • I let my mudkipz masturbate into my beef-flavored ramen noodelz. ^_^ —Caesius 02:01, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
  • In Communist Russia, mudkip raepes YOU —odrama bin hepin 02:23, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
  • I have no idea what to say about mudkips other than I liek them. —Kazi 03:28, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
  • A mudkip is fine too. —KN 15:30, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Mudkips are AWWWWWWRIGHT! — John Dublin 17:30, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Someone once asked of me, “do u liek mudkips?” Of course, I replied, “I LIEK MUDKIPS!” in a very loud, very angry voice. That guy died of AIDS. True story. —Brightmotor 05:40, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
  • i think there’s a bit of mudkip in all of us. —Super Jamie 10:14, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
  • MUDKIPS?!? WE CAN’T AFFORD TO LOSE NO STINKIN’ MUDKIPS. SEND IN A COUPLE O’ NIGGERS. Mustardayonnaise 18:26, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
  • I didn’t fuck that mudkip, stop writing lies about me on webpages. I just liek them =( —User:Vodkaz
  • One does not simply liek into mudkips. —Qax the duk 00:18, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
  • I liek Mudkips about as much as I hate the huegness of my Xbox. A LOT! –KaTOS 12:55 01/12/07 //[www.pgbdynasty.com]//
  • When my friend told me about mudkips, i knew, before i even saw a pic, while he was trading it to me, somehow I already knew deep inside that I lieked them. I could feel it in the link cable. –Ma$s / 12:57 PM :: Jan. 12th, 2007 [M2]
  • I have a mudkip, it makes me feel sort of warm THERE and kind of tingly inside. Are you feeling warm THERE and tingly, te he te he te he, do you want to play with my mudkip? Emo6irl 10:50, 23 January 2007 (UTC)
  • I’d like to wrap myself in mudkips… —KanmuX
  • Mudkips? Never heard. —Sigmundur 23:30, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Sometimes I like to go into some heavy petting with my mudkip… —Hakenkreuz 03:18, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
  • A wizard turned me into a mudkip, and it IS awesome! A RAPE SPIDER APPROACHES! 08:25, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • All your lieks are belong to mudkips lolzz. Sorry, no one said it yet, and I just had to. —S 04:20, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Hey guys, sorry I’m late. Is it too late to jump on this meme??? —CATS 14:17, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • I once open mouth kissed a mudkip. —Astro 23:19, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • I like your Mudkip, if you know what I’m saying. —Fukkensaved 00:24, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Mudkips make me hard —Trollcat 10:17, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • moar Mudkip on toast I 16:47, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  • I used to liek mudkip but not now he is an father of Anna Nicole Smith‘s child —Anzac 20:08, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • I loveth mudkip. Although I heard Ioji haets mudkip.–Pokchu 23:26, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Mudkipz were actually responsible for Steve Irwin’s death. They used their BUBBLA BEAM LAWL —DarthMethodist 08:06, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • I am a secksy mudkipz —Ebola 08:10, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • I liek mudkip but mudkip doesn’t liek me. 😦 —Radioshed 21:09, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Mudkipz haxs mah penize LoL. My Mudkipz praise satan, but than became an EMO, any healps on how to make him an hero? 😦 —Huntrax 17:38, 25 February 2007
  • MUDKIPS JUSTICE should be some kind of television show. Pandamandan87 20:43, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • wen i see mudkip i go “EEEEEEEEEEEENF” becuz it is the sound of my e-ternal luv 4 dem —Spasticfleisch 01:14, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • i’ve finally realized what mudkips really are, and am sickened– my second thought was MUDKIPS R FINE 2, bt it was too late, & i realized i ws a filthy faggot :,\ Molulster 02:55, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • time spent with mudkips are never wasted – Blamethrower 02:45, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • I live for mudkipz and their beautiful faces. —Christpuncher 03:55, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • If I see that fucking mudkip one more time. – Point59 4:46 03 March 2007 (UTC)
  • That’s not funny. A mudkip killed my brother that way. —Litterbox 21:07, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
  • I hear they’re good with BBQ sauce – LizardKing 13:09, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • I WOULD SURE AS HELL FUCK A MUDKIPS – BURK 2:00, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  • When I’m feeling depressed but want to chear up: I just think of mudkips. —Nihlidos 08:08, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Bitch, what the fuck were you thinking? I will rape you in front of your own mama, and then fuck that bitch in the eyesockets until her old ass is dead! Oh….. yea….. mudkips are cool, I guess.Cronos12390 18:08, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  • I liek you –Mudkip 04:16, 8 April 2007 (GMT+1)
  • I love Mudkip, and it loves me. In fact, it made me gay Wagtrain 22:01, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
  • I thought mudkips were some kind of cookies…But I don’t liek them. They haev AIDS. Eumary 22:01, 13 April 2007 (GMT-4)
  • I traded my shiny pidgey for a mudkip! — Tekjester 11:35, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  • What the fuck are mudkips? Whatever they are, they need MOAR MUDKIPZ! —Khalnath 05:00, 11 June 2007 (CDT)
  • SWAMPERT R BETTAR! OrangeNub 20:54, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
  • Some times all I wanna do is FUCK a mudkips. If I ever met one I would take it, put it on the counter, and rape its ass, Mudkipz would have a little tiny scream, For It hurts. I keep doing that, After that I apologize for any pain that I caused him. After, I would drink some water, and then lay mudkipz down in a bath, I’de cut mudkipz to pieces, she sees a tear drop fall from my eyes over what Im doing, she apologizes with her sad eyes and the water drowns her while the blood is leaving her. There is blood all over my bath tub. Mudkipz has a giant cut from her back to her stomach. I then go to the forest, I have sex with mudkips some more. Then I would notice that there are 13 year old boys playing pokemon. I leave mudkips out there, and say “good bye my love”. I can hear her voices in my head saying “goodbye.. I love you”. I leave. As im leaving some genuis walks out and sees mudkips. Him and the rest of his friends are scarred for life. Rembrant 21:07, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
  • I’d hit it. Sexually, of course. Jimbobbowilly 21:11, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
  • Spamdesugotnothind2add.gifTeh Mudkipz will l33T h4x0rz urs! kutaap 16:16, 14 june 2007
  • A mudkip lead to another. PizzaBoy108 14:30, 22 June 2007
  • Bitches don’t know about my mudkipz. PizzaBoy108 14:38, 22 June 2007
  • Juggling with mudkipz is said to bring good luck and increased penis size. PizzaBoy108 14:36, 22 June 2007
  • Im in your mudkip firin‘ mah water gun.

cainycainy 18:36, 29 June 2007

  • Mudkips+Rule 34= HAPY PEEPL UV TEH INTARWEBZ!!! Zydare 00:25, 3 July 2007
  • Who the fuck watches Pokemon after age 6?? s1lentGFX 15:03PM 5 July 2007
  • Mudkips make sweet sex to me. Sweet sex makes sweet level 5 mudkips. i call my babyy DALEIKABLE SHOOPA
  • It is delicious mudkips. You must have some. Kalp45 00:19, 11 July 2007 (CDT)
  • Liek ZOMGZ MUDKIPZ. I’ll sexual abuse it…. The slit its wrists… Veritcally–ThanosMadTitan23 14:43, 20 July 2007 (CDT)
  • Teh Mudkipz owe my life. I ❤ them. Littlemudkip.gifzoncktalk 12:06, 22 July 2007 (CDT)
  • I leik mudkipzz cuz i like to birth dem outta my butt. dayyumm.roar me brooke
  • I ate a Mudkips once, and honestly…meh. ZombieCola 22:49, 27 July 2007 (CDT)
  • I heard that motherfucker had like, thirty goddamn mudkips. Brash 02:27, 28 July 2007 (CDT)
  • So I haerd u liek Seaking. Wait. Shit. Hag
  • So I herd mudkips liek me. Burgerking3000 21:32, 9 August 2007 (CDT)
  • I lieks mudkipzs bcuz tehm r leet. tehm mudkipz r so leet, tehm liek use steroids to raise strenght in pokemans games. barry bonds=weaksauce next to juiced mudkipz. btw, mudkipz makes teh best leetsauce ever. mudkipz 4ever!!!1111

Wikipedian Resistance

Many TOW fanbois are severely butthurt over the continued growth in Mudkips’ loev. To them, the Mudkip Pokemon is not notable as a meme or otherwise, and neither is any information about the most famous and beloved Pokemon.

A wannabe admin called Apostrophe (or as he prefers to be called since he’s to kewl for skewl) is the self-appointed guardian of all thing Pokemon on TOW. It will revert any attempt to inject lulz into an otherwise tragically uninteresting topic and has claimed that “memes are never notable” in edit summaries when removing such things as the delicious Mudkips copypasta and related macros. So sensitive is this Miltopian faggot that he frequently lashes out like a widdle baby with a poopy nappy when he finds evidence of Mudkips liek on TOW and once threatened to report a member of Mudkips Nation to Mongo for WP:No Personal Attacks during a Talk page flame war over Mudkips.

You can help Mudkips receive the recognition they so justly deserve by doing something positive to the TOW Mudkip article, liek unredirecting it from List of Pokemon article, making sure to use the word “liek” everywhere, even in the summary of edits that is never shown on the main page, and you will most surely be reverted. Let the drama and lulz ensue.

They can take away our contribs, but they will nevar take our MUDKIPZ! If you have a longstanding account on wikipedia, you might want to visit the Mudkip article, and argue with wikipedia’s staff of high school teenagers Mudkip specialists about Mudkip biology, or the fact that Mudkips are kind, loving creatures that need to be lieked.

IRL Mudkips

The “GFP Axolotl” is now available. If that sounds complicated, its because Mudkip Science is Serious business. Basically what it means to you and me is a Mudkip without the all important head-fin, that glows in the dark. What good is that, you might ask? Well, scientists at a lab secretly funded by Nintendo are hard at work experimenting with perfecting the ectopic dorsal fin. Ectopic as in “In the wrong spot” and “Dorsal fin” as in Lizard Mohawk. Do the math folks: Axolotl + Ectopic Dorsal Headfin = IRL MUDKIP, FUCK YEAH! Oh yeah, it will probably glow in the dark if you shine an ultraviolet LED on it, which also rocks.

Pray for Mudkips

A fellow mudkip lover calles in 99.5 KKLA to have them say a prayer for our little friend!

Wikipedia MUDKIPS


Trash the fuck out it, with “So I Herd You Liek Mudkips” in random areas, repeatedly.

See also


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